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1. Comment by kelly on 4/3 @ 12:41 pm #

   Maint!

2. Comment by kelly on 4/3 @ 12:41 pm #

   TeaBag!

3. Comment by kelly on 4/3 @ 12:42 pm #

   T-Bone!

4. Comment by The Ouroboros on 4/3 @ 1:13 pm #

   Oh.. I’ll bet new TeaBag cologne with male pheromones really attracts the babes.. (or studs.. depending on ones persuasion..NTTAWWT)

   Where can I get some?

5. Comment by JD TWP on 4/3 @ 1:16 pm #

   TO – TeaBag. Priceless.

   I vote for “Burnt Patchouli with a hint of BO”

6. Comment by TaiChiWawa on 4/3 @ 1:18 pm #

   Eau de Murphy

7. Comment by The Ouroboros on 4/3 @ 1:22 pm #

   Ironic that there are probably a half dozen brands of pills on the market aimed at erecting the uncooperative bone.. but not one aimed at making the reluctant chick more interested..

   Talk about all dressed up with nowhere to go…

8. Comment by Dan Collins on 4/3 @ 1:31 pm #

   Ouroboros–
   That’s why there’s booze.

9. Comment by TmjUtah on 4/3 @ 1:43 pm #

   Deuce.

   For when you want to embrace being number two.

10. Comment by Pablo on 4/3 @ 1:54 pm #

    Boobs.

11. Comment by kelly on 4/3 @ 1:59 pm #

    Felch!

12. Comment by kelly on 4/3 @ 2:01 pm #

    Perineum!

13. Comment by JD TWP on 4/3 @ 2:03 pm #

    Felcher-ist !

14. Comment by DarthRove on 4/3 @ 2:11 pm #

    Gleen: for those who want to smell like themselves’(s)

15. Comment by BJTexs TW/BP on 4/3 @ 2:14 pm #

    Cowbell!

16. Comment by Enoch_Root - TWP also on 4/3 @ 3:21 pm #

    DarthRove – Gleen: for those who want to smell like themselves’(s) most excellent, sir!

    erm… Ew d’butt

17. Comment by The Ouroboros on 4/3 @ 4:17 pm #

    Dan-

    I’ve tried the booze route several times but my dates keep passing out, puking & aspirating their own vomit..

    I’d really like to be the big stud and have an interlude that lasts longer than 3 minutes of fury but by then the mood is pretty much dead and if I keep her from the ER much longer she will be too… (I think I have 10 minutes from last breath before brain damage occurs, right?)

    Besides.. at that point I’m ready for a smoke and some sleep anyway..

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