March 27, 2008
It’s Really Not Funny [Dan Collins]

News 4 spoke with Dick Tips, the owner of the cemetery, but he said he was too busy to meet with us.

Stop sniggering, man.  Totally uncool. 

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  1. Comment by Sean M. on 3/27 @ 6:48 pm #

    This guy was also unavailable for comment.

  2. Comment by Cowboy on 3/27 @ 6:55 pm #

    Seriously, shouldn’t you need some kinda license to name your kid Richard?

    That way we could stop you if your last name was…

  3. Comment by happyfeet on 3/27 @ 6:57 pm #

    Dick Lichtblau ain’t any better really.

  4. Comment by Cowboy on 3/27 @ 7:00 pm #

    …Less

  5. Comment by buford gooch on 3/27 @ 7:16 pm #

    Richard Head?

  6. Comment by buford gooch on 3/27 @ 7:16 pm #

    Or , in Spanish, Ricardo Cabeza?

  7. Comment by Pablo on 3/27 @ 7:22 pm #

    But really, how about Rich? Or Richie? Why he gotta be Dick?

  8. Comment by Penguins on 3/27 @ 7:22 pm #

    Lickington.

  9. Comment by Cowboy on 3/27 @ 7:23 pm #

    …Snigger.

    RACIST!!!11!!

  10. Comment by Penguins on 3/27 @ 7:24 pm #

    His friends call him Rib.

  11. Comment by Dan Collins on 3/27 @ 7:24 pm #

    How? Snigger?

  12. Comment by Enoch_Root on 3/27 @ 7:32 pm #

    All these fuckers also dodged the media.

  13. Comment by Cowboy on 3/27 @ 8:27 pm #

    How? Snigger?

    NATIVE AMERICANIST!!!!!!1111!!!!!eleventy!!!!!

  14. Comment by Ardsgaine on 3/27 @ 11:05 pm #

    I knew a girl in high school named Edith Peters.

  15. Comment by mojo on 3/27 @ 11:10 pm #

    We used to have a local news guy named Dick Cable…

    Nah, I wouldn’t have changed it either.

  16. Comment by ccs on 3/28 @ 5:32 am #

    I dated a girl in college named Maura Dick.

  17. Comment by McGehee on 3/28 @ 9:11 am #

    We used to have a local news guy named Dick Cable…

    Do you remember Channel 10’s promo campaign (we’re talking 1970s, IIRC), “Will success spoil Dick Cable?”

  18. Comment by Moron Pundit on 3/28 @ 9:24 am #

    This reminds me of a joke involving a lepper and a prostitute… I wonder if this guy hangs out with Elliot Spitzer.

  19. Comment by Harry on 3/28 @ 9:30 am #

    Like the joke about the traveling Mhole who never charged for a circumcision- he made his living on tips :-s.

    Yeah- I know it’s sick, but that never stopped anything here before.

  20. Comment by Harry on 3/28 @ 9:34 am #

    Crimony! I stepped on my own joke, dammit! It’s MOHEL!

  21. Comment by Moron Pundit on 3/28 @ 1:23 pm #

    If you’d have used one, you wouldn’t have stepped on it! =O

  22. Comment by Harry on 3/28 @ 3:20 pm #

    Well- apparently such services were provided to me at a very early age- not that I recall anything about it. READING what I’d typed would have been a better preventative. Grrrr.

  23. Comment by Dan on 3/28 @ 3:39 pm #

    How can we be up to 22 comments without anyone mentioning the news reporter’s NAME?

  24. Comment by Rusty on 3/29 @ 5:12 am #

    Randy Beaver. OK. Happy now? which, by the way, would make a great name for a stripper.

    Randy Beaver

    Dick Tips

    Sounds like a bad day down at the pond.

  25. Comment by maggie katzen on 3/29 @ 11:35 am #

    huh, I didn’t even think to watch the video. that’s probably why nobody mentioned it, Dan.

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