March 20, 2008
Killer Goat Root Causes [Dan Collins]

Goat really, really angry.
Angry, belligerent, mean-spirited

Killer stingray root causes:

Stingray really, really angry.

John Kerry: Elect a Faun, or Man Ray

8 Comments  :::   Post a comment »

  1. Comment by lee on 3/20 @ 6:03 pm #

    Maybe Steve Irwin wasn’t an “accident”.

    There’s something fishy going on…

  2. Comment by Pablo on 3/20 @ 6:09 pm #

    It didn’t go terribly well for the stingray, either.

  3. Comment by lee on 3/20 @ 6:25 pm #

    Or the goat.

    Doubtless caught up in the blood lust.

  4. Comment by SGT Ted on 3/20 @ 6:45 pm #

    The stingray saw Al Gores Movie and thought it was payback time.

  5. Comment by serr8d on 3/20 @ 6:49 pm #

    Clarksville is a solid community, near Ft. Campbell. Everyone there supports the troops.

    The CFD even helps hang Christmas lights on City Hall. You won’t see much of that in, oh, San Francisco. Or Berkeley.

  6. Comment by B Moe on 3/20 @ 7:18 pm #

    The goat was probably heartbroken by Dan’s post about OBL being dead. It has to be Dans fault somehow, is all I know.

  7. Comment by Spies, Brigands, and Pirates on 3/20 @ 9:51 pm #

    Man Ray

    He saw the woman as an object to be destroyed.

  8. Comment by thor on 3/20 @ 10:59 pm #

    Dan Collins delivers the best death humor. He will surely be missed someday.

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