Mr Chocolate City gushes over welcoming Eve Ensler to New Orleans.
She (Ensler) started describing the event, and you know what, I’m a guy and I’ve heard about the Vagina Monologues but I don’t know what was going on. I didn’t know anything about it and she started to describe this event - look, you know I’ve got a script and I’m not following it - and I was absolutely blown away at how awesome this work is. I mean, she is doing God’s work. So, I stand before you, a vagina-friendly Mayor. I am in!
Uh. Ok. I got nuthin’ more.
(h/t Michelle Malkin)
Comment by JD on 3/7 @ 7:26 pm #
This is a parody of a satire, right?
Comment by Dan Collins on 3/7 @ 7:37 pm #
Those wax lips look kind of wrong.
Comment by Sean M. on 3/7 @ 7:38 pm #
Wow, it really has been a long time since I’ve been to church!
Comment by Karl on 3/7 @ 7:46 pm #
Somewhere, Rick Perlstein’s head just exploded.
Comment by Carin on 3/7 @ 7:48 pm #
Scheduled to appear during 2 days of educational, cultural and entertainment events at the New Orleans Arena and Louisiana Superdome, are Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda, Glenn Close, Salma Hayek, Sally Field, Christina Lahti and Faith Hill.
Ensler says they will celebrate V-Day’s 10 years of ending violence in the world.
10 years of doing what? I think their celebration, like an unfortunate ejaculation, is a tad premature.
Comment by Dan Collins on 3/7 @ 7:53 pm #
He has a purdy mouth.
Comment by lee on 3/7 @ 8:00 pm #
Ahhhhh, are you going to eat that…?
Comment by lee on 3/7 @ 8:01 pm #
Can I get a “box” of those chocolates?
Comment by Jeffersonian on 3/7 @ 8:02 pm #
New Orleans still smells like fish. Just sayin’.
Comment by Darleen on 3/7 @ 8:05 pm #
lee
yes you can
Comment by JD on 3/7 @ 8:12 pm #
A head that is only slightly smaller than that anvil sitting on Kennedy’s shoulders.
Comment by JD on 3/7 @ 8:13 pm #
Lee
Si se puede.
Comment by lee on 3/7 @ 8:39 pm #
Wow Darleen! You are a helper and a giver.
Perhaps I could impose on you a bit more, can you tell me…?
Who The Hell Am I Going To Serve Those To!?
Comment by Mcgruder on 3/7 @ 8:52 pm #
I suspect one could run an honest blog for many, many years and never have a more perfect topic simply drop in your lap.
Ray Nagin…”chocolate city”…Eve Ensler…and the love muffin.
Comment by Rusty on 3/7 @ 9:19 pm #
They can talk!!!???.
Comment by mojo on 3/7 @ 9:27 pm #
Well, so much for THAT rumor.
Comment by JD on 3/7 @ 9:34 pm #
Chocolate covered vijayjays ? Yumm.
Comment by Harry9000 on 3/7 @ 9:50 pm #
What’s wrong with these people? I mean honestly; no class having, no sense public decency showing, no tact nor respect for their own office possessing….
Its quite astounding.
Comment by happyfeet on 3/7 @ 10:26 pm #
A hurricane in the Gulf moving slowly towards New Orleans in an Obama administration would be probably the most jaw-droppingly hysterical media event I can imagine really.
Comment by daleyrocks on 3/7 @ 10:40 pm #
So what we got here is the Big Easy Chocolate Vagina?
You feel me?
I think Rick’s head did just explode.
Comment by Pablo on 3/7 @ 11:48 pm #
That would be hilarious, ‘feets, but now they have Bobby Jindal down there and he’d probably screw it all up with his competence. Stupid Indian.
Comment by serr8d on 3/8 @ 12:56 am #
In.
Comment by Sean M. on 3/8 @ 3:35 am #
Someone who’s already jaded by these?
Comment by Greta on 3/8 @ 7:35 am #
Save me from my city!!!! http://tinyurl.com/2ay7zh
Comment by datadave on 3/8 @ 7:53 am #
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Jindal
the next ronald reagan according to Rush?
saw a friend who was demon possessed?
seems smart, but no ronald mcdonald. But McCain’s v.p. possibly.
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 3/8 @ 8:44 am #
You say the word “gushed” and vagina in the same post, I need video.
That is all
Comment by Greta on 3/8 @ 9:21 am #
Darleen - the comments are cracking me up!
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Comment by Heather on 3/8 @ 11:32 am #
Imagine if the mayor and those celebs invested even a fraction of that time, money, and human effort into helping rebuild the city instead of waiting for the federal government to do it.
Comment by Techie on 3/8 @ 12:50 pm #
Ok, I’ve got nothing….
The Vagina Monologues is in Bartlet’s next to “If you can’t be good, be controversial.”
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Comment by Rusty on 3/9 @ 9:21 am #
Hey! I can hear the ocean!!!
Comment by allister on 3/13 @ 7:47 am #
I can see some merit in the monologues, but to me, it seems to be an attempt to insert a “false religion” (feminism)over a spiritual one. Feminist destruction of the male character is all to prevalent - but life has a way of reasserting itself.
As for Ray Nagin, he’s a chucklehead. He was trying to be welcoming and out for a lark, but he’s no Ed Koch or Vic Schiro.
The monologues, I suppose are fine for those who like it, but a leftist “-ism ” agenda is easy to ascribe to something that purports to be anti-violence. Violence has to be carefully contained and is inseparable from the species.
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