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1. Comment by maggie katzen on 3/6 @ 12:55 am #

   yeah, right. and just how did you get all those interviews with Robert Byrd’s hood? huh? you think it would talk to just anyone? thought so.

2. Comment by thor on 3/6 @ 7:54 am #

   It’s your Jackie Chan bonafides that I question.

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnA9s8ukKdY

   Can you fly?

3. Comment by Dan Collins on 3/6 @ 8:01 am #

   I’m down with Margaret B Jones.

4. Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 8:03 am #

   I do not know why, but these are some of my favorite posts. It is like jamming an e-thumb in someone’s eye, pointing out, quite pubicly, how bone jarringly stooopid they are.

   Jeff G – I love Dan, Karl, Darleen, TSI, everyone that fills in, but allahdammit, it is good having you back.

5. Comment by Pablo on 3/6 @ 8:06 am #

   Oh, this should be good. Does Perlstein have minions?

6. Comment by BJTexs on 3/6 @ 8:07 am #

   I agree with JD: Manlove for Jeff and his intellectual absurdism. … or sumthin’ …

   How about a new series: “Burnishing Anti-Racial Bona Fides from the Mean Streets of Hymietown.”

7. Comment by Carin on 3/6 @ 8:11 am #

   That black dude from American Idol – Chikeze? I would totally vote for him if he sang a little better.

8. Comment by BJTexs on 3/6 @ 8:15 am #

   But Carin, his voice is like butter!

   Wait, is that racist? I’m so confoosed…

9. Comment by Carin on 3/6 @ 8:15 am #

   Also, I think it would be really cool if I had my own magic negro.

   (did I just cross the line of good taste?)

10. Comment by thor on 3/6 @ 8:19 am #

    Only if you’re claiming it’s a black line.

11. Comment by BJTexs on 3/6 @ 8:22 am #

    Um … Carin? Spike Lee’s on the phone for you and he’s pissed!

12. Comment by Carin on 3/6 @ 8:26 am #

    I mean, I was just thinking he could give me sage advice and shit. MAYBE give me God-like powers for a day. I swear I wasn’t making a veiled reference to black male endowment.

13. Comment by SarahW on 3/6 @ 8:30 am #

    It’s like cocoa butter?

14. Comment by SarahW on 3/6 @ 8:32 am #

    I can’t bring myself to vote for those AI women. Too strident and shrieky.

15. Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/6 @ 8:35 am #

    i like how the sexual content of blogpost goes up by 75% when jeff posts.
    more sex is always good.

16. Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/6 @ 8:36 am #

    theres always that sexual Hook.

17. Comment by N. O'Brain on 3/6 @ 8:47 am #

    “Does Perlstein have minions?”

    Ooooo….oooooo….

    Can I be one of Jeff’s minions?

    I always wanted to be a minion.

    Or a Pip.

18. Comment by wishbone on 3/6 @ 8:51 am #

    Jeff does not have minions.

    We are henchmen…er…henchpeople.

    Screw it…henchmen. And we even get to wear orange hardhats and ride the monorail inside the secret mountain HQ.

19. Comment by Parker on 3/6 @ 9:05 am #

    Is that the low fat SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!! ?

20. Comment by Dan Collins on 3/6 @ 9:08 am #

    No, Parker, but it is teh kosher.

21. Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 9:35 am #

    WISHBONE ! How goes it, our friend?

22. Comment by jdm on 3/6 @ 9:44 am #

    If you really wanted to join the PW Minions, you’d have to really hate the Romans.

23. Comment by happyfeet on 3/6 @ 9:47 am #

    I have two hoodies and sometimes I ride the subway. I might could even wear the hoodie on the subway cause I’m street like that, potentially.

24. Comment by sashal on 3/6 @ 9:49 am #

    trumpet this, Jeff

25. Comment by Jim in KC on 3/6 @ 9:55 am #

    Romani ite domum.

26. Comment by FreakyBoy on 3/6 @ 10:08 am #

    That Entertainer guy, he’s pretty funny, too.

27. Comment by Lost My Cookies on 3/6 @ 10:11 am #

    “theres always that sexual Hook.”

    Obviously the Joooos are coming for our women. When all they want is chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate.

28. Comment by Sticky B on 3/6 @ 10:16 am #

    So….this sexual chocolate thing……..do y’all prefer nuts? Or no.

    I’m fucking clueless as to what the cool kids are doing these days. Or even what they’re talking about.

29. Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 10:19 am #

    sashal – It would be nice if you would point out that the link is NSFW. My internet police nazis are about to descend upon my office. Thanks.

30. Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 10:20 am #

    Sticky B – Nuts tend to cause unnecessary friction and chafing.

31. Comment by sashal on 3/6 @ 11:31 am #

    JD, you’re not supposed blog chatting while working.
    It is not a frigging socialism here, you know…

32. Comment by Sean M. on 3/6 @ 11:49 am #

    Jeff does not have minions.

    We are henchmen…er…henchpeople.

    Screw it…henchmen. And we even get to wear orange hardhats and ride the monorail inside the secret mountain HQ.

    Huh. And here I thought we were Myrmidons this whole time. I especially like the part about being unscrupulous.

33. Comment by CraigC on 3/6 @ 12:23 pm #

    Way to go, Sashal. I didn’t think there was anything that could put me off sex. I was wrong.

34. Comment by CraigC on 3/6 @ 12:43 pm #

    I had no idea who Rick Perlstein was or what he had to do with this topic, so I googled him. I didn’t find anything specific to Jeff or PW, but I did find this post, in which he claims that El Kabong was a racist anti-Mexican freak show. Perfect example of the ravings of an overheated mind. If you’re familiar with the Quick-Draw McGraw series, you’ll recall that Quick-Draw was the dumbass and Baba was the smart one. Sure, the Mexicans in the toon speak with exaggerated mannerisms, but….it’s a cartoon, dude.

35. Comment by A fine scotch on 3/6 @ 1:06 pm #

    Jeff,

    This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rick-perlstein/some-apocalyptic-observat_b_90096.html#postComment) Rick Perlstein?

36. Comment by Cave Bear on 3/6 @ 1:18 pm #

    If that douchenozzle would get that torqued over a Quick-Draw McGraw character, his head would probably explode if he saw a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon…:)

37. Comment by Jeff G. on 3/6 @ 1:19 pm #

    That’s the guy, afs.

    Craig — I went over all this yesterday, and Dan has a link to it in his Patti Labell post. Essentially, the guy called me a racist for my post on rejected obama campaign slogans/candy bar ideas. And he said he sees no reason to converse with someone who compares African Americans to chocolate.

    He’s an intellectual lightweight posing as a heavyweight. Which you get to do when you have slavering progressives desirous of hearing any kind of dirt you can manufacture, and any kind of spin you can make palatable.

38. Comment by baldilocks on 3/6 @ 2:36 pm #

    SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!

    You said you wouldn’t tell. Liar.

39. Comment by Rusty on 3/6 @ 5:57 pm #

    Screw it…henchmen. And we even get to wear orange hardhats and ride the monorail inside the secret mountain HQ.

    Aw man! Hardhats. I always wanted a hardhat. All the really cool henchmen have em’. Yellow ones.

40. Comment by lee on 3/6 @ 6:57 pm #

    We are henchmen…er…henchpeople.

    Screw it…henchmen.

    I thought we were conspirators.

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