- “I feel your pain. You fucking White Devils.”
- “The US is from Mars, the UN is from Venus!”
- (tie) “Election 2008: Help a Bruthah out?” / Almond Rapture
- (tie) Mounds. Caused by the remains of 600,000 innocent Iraqis slaughtered by our troops and left to lie stinking in the earth / Hopeitude and Nuttiness Crunch
- “Pain is just weakness leaving the public sector”
- Authentic Chocolate Bar. No, Really. I’m Being Serious
- “Freedom’s just another word for ‘outmoded and selfish individualism foisted on us by a bunch of dead white males, the majority of whom owned slaves and treated their women as objects.’ Oh, and also ‘nothing left to lose.’”
- 100,000 Dollar Rezko Bar
- (tie) Blow! / “Remember: You can’t say USA without you, ese!
Comment by CelticDragon on 3/4 @ 12:11 pm #
They all need more Hopeiness and Changitude, or is it Changiness and Hopeitude? I can never remember.
But they do need more cowbell, always needs more cowbell!
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 12:17 pm #
hehe
O is ur muse.
Comment by RDub on 3/4 @ 12:22 pm #
Speaking of Hope – the Rockies just re-signed Brad Hawpe (3 years, I believe).
Comment by Carin on 3/4 @ 12:22 pm #
The Whatchamacallit of Hope! Now with EXTRA chewy nuggat!
Comment by Carin on 3/4 @ 12:22 pm #
Why does nishi gotta go and ruin it for me?
Comment by SGT Ted on 3/4 @ 12:27 pm #
Obama ‘08: Hook a Brutha up!
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 12:28 pm #
aww carin, im an equal opportunity griefer.
;)
Comment by happyfeet on 3/4 @ 12:30 pm #
For every generation, there is a gap. Obama. Now in khaki.
Comment by happyfeet on 3/4 @ 12:31 pm #
Featuring cotton separates by Mi’chelle.
Comment by CelticDragon on 3/4 @ 12:32 pm #
A-muse nishi, amuse, as in “Obama, his attempts to cover his leftism sure are amusing.”
Comment by Jeff G. on 3/4 @ 12:34 pm #
I almost went with, “Yo! Blow!” But then I’d have to apologize, and I’m too busy today working on not having to apologize to apologize.
Comment by Belvedere jones on 3/4 @ 12:40 pm #
Big League Eschew – now with no trace of terrorist affiliation.
Comment by Jeff G. on 3/4 @ 12:41 pm #
Mounds. Caused by the slaughter of 600,000 innocent Iraqis.
Comment by Karl on 3/4 @ 12:43 pm #
100,000 Dollar Rezko Bar… and change!
Comment by happyfeet on 3/4 @ 12:43 pm #
Candy on the beach, there’s nothing better but I like candy when it’s wrapped in an insouciant nonchalance about genocide and change you can believe in and also the abolishment of fissile material.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 12:43 pm #
pffft
u nevah apolo Goldstein.
Comment by kelly on 3/4 @ 12:44 pm #
Kit Kat/Abu Ghraib.
Comment by kelly on 3/4 @ 12:45 pm #
Snickers/Bush’s education.
Comment by kelly on 3/4 @ 12:47 pm #
Three Muskateers/White Patriarchy!
Comment by mojo on 3/4 @ 12:52 pm #
O! To have a muse of fire!
– Henry V
Comment by Al Maviva on 3/4 @ 12:54 pm #
Obama ‘08: Unlike Bush He’ll Never Go To War. No Matter What.
Obama ‘08: There There. I’ll Give You Huggy-Wuggies, Snookums.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 12:55 pm #
carin, i usta bedevil greenwald and mona/hypatia in my speaker-to-animals incarnation.
im drawn to the stupid, wat cant i say.
after a while, my attention span fades and i move on.
im a griefer.
Comment by Carin on 3/4 @ 1:10 pm #
So … that is your attraction to Obama? Is your attention gonna fade before November?
Comment by Slartibartfast on 3/4 @ 1:16 pm #
Ah, that explains much. I didn’t think anyone could be that annoying by accident.
See also: alfie, timmyb/neoconssuck.
Comment by mojo on 3/4 @ 1:23 pm #
“…and you can believe me, because I never lie and I’m always right!”
– Firesign Theatre
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 1:30 pm #
“…we’re all bozos on this bus.”
- Firesign Theatre
Comment by Drumwaster on 3/4 @ 1:40 pm #
Birds of a feather, eh? This explains much.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 1:50 pm #
/sigh
once again i have reduced u to namecallin.
that is the Griefer First Obligation u kno.
:)
Comment by B Moe on 3/4 @ 2:04 pm #
This is a full PvP blog, nishi. You can’t grief here.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 2:08 pm #
hehe
just try me.
Comment by maggie katzen on 3/4 @ 2:22 pm #
maybe, Dark Milk Chocolate with banana
Comment by BJTexs on 3/4 @ 2:26 pm #
ohhhhhhhhhh, maggie! I see a ten week sentence to the class “Diversity Today! Why Not You?”
White devil!
Comment by Pablo on 3/4 @ 2:36 pm #
What? Obama is a nigger!?! Why didn’t anyone tell me?
That settles it. I’m gonna go vote for Hillary.
Comment by maggie katzen on 3/4 @ 2:39 pm #
but, BJTexs, I voted democratic today, so I figure I have some immunity. (can’t believe I’m admitting that, now I just have to drink enough to convince myself to go back for the evening convention….)
Comment by Pablo on 3/4 @ 2:39 pm #
True dat.
You either taking fire or being ignored, hon. But it’s nice of you to try.
Comment by sashal on 3/4 @ 2:41 pm #
10.”Rezko is the name of the Ukrainian borsch my mamma used to cook, and I am not familiar with individual who happened to have the same name.
Last question, please”
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 2:45 pm #
duh, pablo i have 76000 health and 95000 mana regen.
u cant touch me.
Comment by cranky-d on 3/4 @ 2:45 pm #
That isn’t a campaign slogan or a candy bar. Get with the program!
Comment by BJTexs on 3/4 @ 2:57 pm #
Sashal: Well done. (heh)
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 2:57 pm #
and thats hunnie to u pablo.
Comment by Pablo on 3/4 @ 3:15 pm #
You know that shit doesn’t count here, nishi. Tell me you’ve got a BFH and a correct, snappy answer and you’ll be in the game for reals.
Turns out Hillary fooled me out of my vote with Faux Obama blackness. That little minx. I suppose that’s what I get for spending 7 minutes of my day as a Democrat.
Comment by JD on 3/4 @ 3:18 pm #
Racist sexist homophobic war mongers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 3:19 pm #
hehe
i dont pablo.
but i do have lei of the lifegiver.
may E’lune light ur path.
Comment by Belvedere jones on 3/4 @ 3:25 pm #
>>duh, pablo i have 76000 health and 95000 mana regen.
u cant touch me.
Comment by Pablo on 3/4 @ 3:26 pm #
How many life points do you suppose this fucker had?
Comment by Belvedere jones on 3/4 @ 3:28 pm #
whoopsie — dunno what happened.
>>duh, pablo i have 76000 health and 95000 mana regen.
u cant touch me.
Comment by Belvedere jones on 3/4 @ 3:29 pm #
I give up.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 3:32 pm #
How many life points do you suppose this fucker had?
not enuff?
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 3:33 pm #
belvedere: I give up.
so shud u all.
Comment by Jeff G. on 3/4 @ 3:35 pm #
That’s not white on the inside. It’s nougat.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 3/4 @ 3:41 pm #
yumm!
Comment by daleyrocks on 3/4 @ 3:53 pm #
nishi – Try dating, it might help. Some men don’t mind small tits.
Comment by thor on 3/4 @ 5:32 pm #
Slow down. Hillary is a jilted lesbian. She looks like she might have a touch of Injun squaw in her too. And you do know her legal middle name is Raul, don’t you?
Comment by MC on 3/4 @ 5:50 pm #
Pablo @33 – Hey, I spewed all over the keyboard! ‘Least give us a spew alert dude!
Comment by MC on 3/4 @ 5:52 pm #
Nanny-state Payday
Comment by Belvedere jones on 3/4 @ 5:52 pm #
belvedere: I give up. so shud u all.
heh My pointy was going to be that “duh, pablo i have 76000 health and 95000 mana regen. u cant touch me” is, contrary to cranky-d’s pronouncement, very much the campaign slogan.
Comment by Gigiddoni on 3/4 @ 7:04 pm #
Far be it from me to criticise something that made me spew root beer all over my laptop, but being the grammar Nazi that I am… if you’re going for the Spanish word, it’s spelled “ese”. Porque cuando se deletrea en el espanol no se usa el doble ’s’.
Comment by cranky-d on 3/4 @ 8:12 pm #
56:
I was referring to the post before that one, which was numbered and all as being in the list. I agree that “u cant touch me” is the O-meisters slogan.
Comment by cranky-d on 3/4 @ 8:15 pm #
Campaign them song: “Can’t Touch This.” It’s from the early 80s but since O’s philosophy is Carter redux, the song isn’t dated in comparison.
Comment by Swen Swenson on 3/4 @ 8:25 pm #
More of a lamer I’d guess.
Comment by maggie katzen on 3/4 @ 8:40 pm #
You will melt in my mouth. and hands.
Comment by PCachu on 3/4 @ 9:37 pm #
nishi may have munchkinned her stats, but she is powerless before my TRAP CARD!!
…
…yeah, I got nothin’.
Comment by B Moe on 3/4 @ 9:49 pm #
How many life points do you suppose this fucker had?
not enuff?
Anybody hear what he dropped?
Comment by Ernie G on 3/5 @ 8:00 am #
“U can has hopeburger now!”
Comment by Jeff G. on 3/5 @ 12:11 pm #
Seems uber leftist Rick Perlstein didn’t much care for my post. He links from “Ourfuture.org” and notes that I’m yet another conservative who only cares about Obama’s race.
Translation, for those of you who don’t readily decode Village Voice speak: “Goldstein doesn’t use Obama’s ‘race’ properly — to cut of debate and reduce every criticism leveled at the New Messiah the product of secret hatreds toward the darkies and a genuine fear of ‘change’. Which, you know, the particulars of which we’ll fill in as we go, and as the need arises.”
I tire of these kinds of political activists, with their incestual working relationships and their echochambers and their strawman attacks. Perlstein has found a nice niche for himself: he can tell mommy and daddy that, true, he never became a doctor, but fuck it: he’s Making A Differnce and Taking Back Our Country.
Such self regard is not uncommon among the Perlsteins of the world, I don’t think. A shame so much of it is built on the hairy ass of a naked emperor.
Comment by Jeff G. on 3/5 @ 12:24 pm #
My email exchange with Mr Rick:
Rick’s reply:
Comparing an “African-American” to chocolate. Let the high dudgeon begin!
My god. The affected moral outrage from a guy who, I’m certain, has compared conservatives (or, sorry, “right-identified citizens,” in the parlance of political identity politics) to con men, Nazis, neaderthals, et al., is priceless.
This is the kind of political “activist” who ties his entire identity to his lust for “change” — provided he’s part of the ruling class that gets to sit atop the rubble heap he helps bring about.
What a fucking cartoon.
Comment by BuddyPC on 3/5 @ 3:38 pm #
Like Catfish Hunter once commented on his sampling the “Reggie” bar back in the day:
You unwrap it and it tells you how good it is.
Comment by truth machine on 3/5 @ 5:49 pm #
Racism is fun and funny!
Comment by truth machine on 3/5 @ 5:52 pm #
My god. The affected moral outrage from a guy who, I’m certain, has compared conservatives (or, sorry, “right-identified citizens,†in the parlance of political identity politics) to con men, Nazis, neaderthals, et al., is priceless.
Tu quoque arguments win every time!
Comment by Jeff G. on 3/6 @ 12:29 am #
Me: “Obama is black.”
Obama: “It’s true. I am.”
truth machine: “RACISTS!11!”
truth machine:
truth machine: “…uh, not you, of course, Mr Obama.”
Comment by Jeff G. on 3/6 @ 12:33 am #
And of course, not to take anything calling itself “truth machine” too seriously, but I do note that he skips the entire portion of my response that qualifies the “tu quoque argument”.
Which I think he did just so he could use an exclamation point. Because an exclamation point is like a magic bullet you set upright at the end of a sentence and voila — irony!
(see what I did there?!)!
Comment by happyfeet on 3/6 @ 12:52 am #
To make chocolate what you do is you separate the cocoa solids stuff, which is brown, from the cocoa butter, which is kind of a creamy white, and then later you mix em back together and then you have your tasty chocolate bar. (For white chocolate you just use the cocoa butter and go from there with sugar and stuff.) But the point is that chocolate bars are reconstructed chocolate. Reconstructed quite deliberately, really. Often by Belgians.
Comment by Jeff G. on 3/6 @ 2:05 am #
chocolate as a social construct.
What would Jesus do?
Comment by truth machine on 3/6 @ 2:11 pm #
truth machine: “…uh, not you, of course, Mr Obama.â€Â
Putting words in people’s mouths is fun! Whee!
And of course, not to take anything calling itself “truth machine†too seriously, but I do note that he skips the entire portion of my response that qualifies the “tu quoque argumentâ€Â.
Qualifying a tu quoque argument doesn’t make it a fallacy! Whee!
Comment by truth machine on 3/6 @ 2:13 pm #
Oh, and
It’s ok to be racist because … they’re black! Yahoo!
Comment by truth machine on 3/6 @ 2:16 pm #
Irony? Hell no, I’m just having fun! It says “Say it!” so I’m saying it! Chocolate! Niggers! We’re not racists, because Obama’s black!
Comment by BJTexs on 3/6 @ 2:34 pm #
Ya might want to up the dosage there truth machine. Whee!
BTW: That albino monkey flying around your basement screeching out “Woodstock?”
He’s not real. Yahoo!
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 2:55 pm #
Whee! I call myself Truth Machine but I am really dummerer than a steaming pile of cow dung. Whee! I am a racist! Whee! But I project my racist sexist homophobic views onto others! Whee!
Comment by BJTexs on 3/6 @ 3:01 pm #
JD: I think truth machine is just looking for some man love.
Whee! Yahoo!
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 3:09 pm #
If he wants man love, the gleens and excitable Andy are always looking for new jock sniffers, NTTAWWT.
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 3:16 pm #
Mona has to get tired every now and then, truth machine. Be a good fellow and give her a hand.
Comment by truth machine on 3/6 @ 3:23 pm #
I love this place! I fit right in! Whee!
Comment by truth machine on 3/6 @ 3:28 pm #
Obama’s a nigger!! A nougat filled chocolate bar! I’m not a racist because he’s black! Oh, and because of Ray Nagin! And that Mi’Chelle, there’s some angry black pussy! God I love a place where I can let it all hang out!
Comment by truth machine on 3/6 @ 3:31 pm #
Own it, you fucking racist assholes.
Comment by truth machine on 3/6 @ 3:35 pm #
Here’s some “classic liberalism” for Jeff Goldstein:
“I will say, then, that I am not nor have ever been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the black and white races—that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with White people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the White and black races which will ever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together, there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I, as much as any other man, am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the White race.”
Since Lincoln said it, it must not be racist.
Comment by BJTexs on 3/6 @ 3:40 pm #
Walk toward the butterfly nets, TM…
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 3:41 pm #
The only problem, douchenozzle, is that you appear to be the only one laughing at your “jokes”, and you are the only ones making those claims.
Comment by B Moe on 3/6 @ 3:43 pm #
“…there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I, as much as any other man, am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the White race.â€Â
Is that why you think you must defend Black peoples against mean old Whitey poking a little fun at them? Since they are inferior, is just isn’t fair?
Comment by BJTexs on 3/6 @ 3:45 pm #
Not to mention the only one using the N-Word. So unless he has The Melanin shield© then i am well within my rights to call TM a RACIST!
all of this identity political correctness stuff is so very complicated, although TM’s attempt to simplify just come off as simple minded.
OWN IT, TM! OWN YOUR SIMPLE MINDED RACISM!!!
Comment by Blind Howling Moonbat on 3/6 @ 3:48 pm #
And that Mi’Chelle, there’s some angry black pussy!
Uppity, Goddammit! Didn’t you get the memo? If Michelle gets mentioned you are supposed to accuse them of calling her uppity!
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 3:50 pm #
The only person around here acting like a racist asshole, truth machine (a real snorter there), is … drumroll … you. You have no acquitted yourself very well. Are you going to be embarassed? Sadly, no.
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 3:53 pm #
Let me try this out … I am a lifelong Dem, a Left liberal if you will. I am supporting Hillary because of the patriarchy, and because there is no way on God’s green earth that I am going to let a darkie in the Oval Office. And you Republicans are racists !!!!!!!!!!1
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 3:54 pm #
I just puked a little in the back of my mouth. Now I really do not like truth machine. What is it with these names? Truth machine that would not know the truth if it was banging him in the ass. Datadave has yet to meet a fact. The irony. It hurts.
Comment by BJTexs on 3/6 @ 4:06 pm #
It’s all about Tm, JD. It’s just angry that conservatives breath the same air as him and that a few of us made chocolate jokes about Barack without The Melanin Shield.@copy;
BTW: Now that my Portuguese father is many year’s retired, can I claim a Partial Melanin Shield for my 100% Mediterranean Browness? Or ..Does the fact that he ran his own business continue to cast me as the demon spawn of a exploitive capialist running dog?
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 4:21 pm #
You can never shed the mantle of being the spawn of exploitive capitalist imperialist oppressive running dogs.
Why do people like Perlnecklacestein and myversionofthetruth machine insist on arguing with caricatures of conservatives in their heads ?
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 4:21 pm #
You can never shed the mantle of being the spawn of exploitive capitalist imperialist oppressive running dogs.
Why do people like Perlnecklacestein and myversionofthetruth machine insist on arguing with caricatures of conservatives in their heads ?
Comment by BJTexs on 3/6 @ 4:27 pm #
Department of criticism department, eh?
Moralizing, identity pimp liberals are always arguing with caracatures in their head. Be they libertarians (POT SMOKING SEX FIEND RACISTS!), conservatives (ALL THE ISTS AND THE PHOBES TOO!) or Christians (INTOLERANT! MEDIEVAL! UNREASON! UNSCIENTIFIC! THEOCONS!) When it happens for a while, their ability to tell the difference between real people who express those philosophies and the clown suited ideological cartoon characters flying about their heads is gone forever.
They are amusing in a just nailed road kill squirming on the highway kind of way.
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 4:39 pm #
You are nicer than me, a better man. I just think they are addle brained asshats.
Comment by truth machine on 3/6 @ 5:24 pm #
“Not to mention the only one using the N-Word.”
Look at comment #33, quoted in #53, cretin. You are all stupid dishonest racists. Everyone knows it, even you, but you’re too cowardly to simply acknowledge it. Cowardly pathetic whiny cretins on whom I’ve spent more time than you’re worth. Enjoy your little pisshole of a blog.
Comment by truth machine on 3/6 @ 5:27 pm #
“arguing with caricatures of conservatives in their heads ?”
You didn’t get the word from that pathetic coward Goldstein: you’re not supposed to admit you’re conservatives.
Over and out.
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 5:56 pm #
someweirdversionofthetruth machine – In kindergarten last year, it kind of hurt just a little when your teacher marked “Does not play well with others” on your report card, didn’t it?
Comment by JD on 3/6 @ 5:59 pm #
pathetic coward coming from someone that utilizes an oxymoronic pseudonym has to be some kind of unintended irony. Racist.
Comment by Michael Penisman on 3/21 @ 11:00 am #
There’s something to be said about sucking your own dick with smug, self-congratulatory humor.
Comment by Pablo on 3/21 @ 11:06 am #
There’s something to be said about sucking your own dick, period.
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