The English One: Barry, that was an absolutely atrocious audition. Very stiff and karaoke. It made me wish I had Cat AIDS.
The Fat One: Yo, for me, it was a little pitchy, dawg. I just waddn’t feelin’ it. Yo. Dawg.
Paula Abdul: Smer durpity holifer doopter, shrablurpely. (Begins weeping)
The English One: Exactly, Paula. It’s a “no,†then.
Next!
The English One: Hillary Clinton. You say your husband was American Idol, so you should automatically win the show this season? OK, go ahead.
(10 seconds of “The Star-Spangled Bannerâ€Â)
The English One: Please stop. Oh…my..God. Are you entirely tone-deaf? And what was that Southern mammy accent you were using? Very disturbing and screechy. People are going to hate you.
The Fat One: You’re just not ready for this competition. Oh, and…Dawg.
Paula: Plurdripity tleenle clump.
Comment by BumperStickerist on 2/8 @ 7:37 am #
She’s a little bit country.
… and he’s a little bit rock and roll.
Comment by Slartibartfast on 2/8 @ 7:54 am #
You spelled “Idle” wrong, Dan
Comment by BJTexs on 2/8 @ 8:22 am #
There’s something about the pitch…
Comment by bergerbilder on 2/8 @ 8:37 am #
I wonder if the old man himself will show up during Karl Marx week to , you know, offer “tips” and patronizing compliments.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/8 @ 8:53 am #
That’s so apt. Especially Baracky. He’s way so exactly reality tv cheesey.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 2/8 @ 9:22 am #
hey!
reality tv sells…..FOX has a whole channel devoted to it.
wat song s do u think they wud choose for their auditions?
Imagine for Barack and My Way for bilary?
Comment by happyfeet on 2/8 @ 9:24 am #
Baracky is very Chorus line I think.
I can do this.
That I can do!
I can do that.
Comment by Dan Collins on 2/8 @ 9:26 am #
Hahaha, Nishi. That’s Hillary performing “Stand By Your Man”.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/8 @ 9:28 am #
Hmm. Need more coffee this morning. And Jeff. I’m gratified it’s Friday and all, but that means almost for sure it’s at least Monday probably til maybe he says stuff. Maybe later this morning though. You really never know. He wants to finish Goldberg’s book I think. Maybe I’ll get that this weekend.
Comment by Pablo on 2/8 @ 9:43 am #
I’m seeing an “Anything You Can Do” duet.
Comment by Dan Collins on 2/8 @ 9:56 am #
I love that idea, Pablo.
Comment by Next on FOX on 2/8 @ 10:52 am #
The English One: Barry, that was an absolutely atrocious audition. Very stiff and karaoke. It made me wish I had Cat AIDS.
The Fat One: Yo, for me, it was a little pitchy, dawg. I just waddn’t feelin’ it. Yo. Dawg.
Paula Abdul: Smer durpity holifer doopter, shrablurpely. (Begins weeping)
The English One: Exactly, Paula. It’s a “no,” then.
Next!
The English One: Hillary Clinton. You say your husband was American Idol, so you should automatically win the show this season? OK, go ahead.
(10 seconds of “The Star-Spangled Banner”)
The English One: Please stop. Oh…my..God. Are you entirely tone-deaf? And what was that Southern mammy accent you were using? Very disturbing and screechy. People are going to hate you.
The Fat One: You’re just not ready for this competition. Oh, and…Dawg.
Paula: Plurdripity tleenle clump.
Comment by Slartibartfast on 2/8 @ 12:56 pm #
I’m not being rude.
Comment by happyfeet on 2/8 @ 1:03 pm #
It made me wish I had Cat AIDS is the funniest thing I think I read all week.
Comment by nishizonoshinji on 2/8 @ 1:58 pm #
see? ther is nuthin like this site.
i still think it is an ARG.
Comment by B Moe on 2/8 @ 4:54 pm #
Barrack could do a solo version of Ebony and Ivory. Wait, did I say that out loud?
Comment by Humus on 2/9 @ 12:47 am #
Who do you think will be the next American Idol… President, I mean? who has more star power?