January 26, 2008
BREAKING ELECTION 2008 NEWS: MITT ROMNEY IS RICH!

TIME magazine’s ex-Wonkette, Ana Marie Cox, digs deep for a juicy scoop on Mitt Romney’s secret weapon in the Florida primary — he’s got money:

Throughout the primary season, Romney has been accused of trying — though often failing — to buy elections. But Florida is the first state money really can buy. “Romney is the only one [of the four major candidates] who has the money on hand to go on the air in our 10 major media markets,” says Daniel Smith, a professor of political science at the University of Florida. “For everyone else, it’s cost prohibitive to run a media campaign in Florida. It’s completely different from New Hampshire, Iowa or Michigan.”

Although Cox does not mention it, money might also be a factor on Super-Duper Tuesday, where word on the grapevine is that lots of big states are holding primaries on the same day.

DEVELOPING…*

* It occurs to me that Protein Wisdom does not have a Drudge-like siren or an Ace-esque flaming skull to mark breaking news stories like this.  Our esteemed host might want to consider something like a a dancing ‘dillo…

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  1. Comment by JD on 1/26 @ 9:00 am #

    Karl – I have a sweet pic of an armadillo holding a beer bottle I could email you.

  2. Comment by Dan Collins on 1/26 @ 10:26 am #

    Rich, I tell you! Filthy rich!

  3. Comment by Darleen on 1/26 @ 10:30 am #

    I’m checking around for pics I could animate (but since we can’t embed flash here, I’d have to find or create a .gif animation)

    Little did I know there was a pink fairy armadillo.

  4. Comment by SGT Ted on 1/26 @ 10:32 am #

    Ms Cox has an amazing grasp of the obvious.

  5. Comment by Semanticleo on 1/26 @ 10:33 am #

    Karl;

    Is financial independence the quality you find most appealing in a candidate?

    How’s about Bloomberg?

  6. Comment by Rusty on 1/26 @ 10:38 am #

    #5

    When eas the last time you actually used your brain?

  7. Comment by Rusty on 1/26 @ 10:39 am #

    was

  8. Comment by JD on 1/26 @ 10:42 am #

    Rusty – It cannot answer that question. The brain has yet to be engaged. Pre-traumatic stress disorder, and all that.

  9. Comment by MayBee on 1/26 @ 10:44 am #

    I hear it’s Mormon money, though.

  10. Comment by JD on 1/26 @ 10:47 am #

    Bad, bad Mormom money. It is only okay to be rich if you are a Clinton, Kerry, Edwards, Kennedy, etc …

  11. Comment by maggie katzen on 1/26 @ 10:48 am #

    I thought Jeff’s nipples were the indicator for breaking news.

  12. Comment by Darleen on 1/26 @ 10:53 am #

    JD

    It’s ok to have money as long as you’re a Progg demanding that the government take other people’s money.

  13. Comment by Semanticleo on 1/26 @ 10:54 am #

    I hear Edwards is wealthy.

    If the republican choices are thin, go into Dem mode with a grin.

  14. Comment by JD on 1/26 @ 11:03 am #

    Miss Kleo – You really should be embarassed sometimes. The inanity and drivel that so readily flow from your fingertips would embarass even a partially self conscious 6th grader.

  15. Comment by Semanticleo on 1/26 @ 11:04 am #

    “would embarass even a partially self conscious 6th grader.”

    My apologies. I assumed you were in middle school.

  16. Comment by bjtexs on 1/26 @ 11:05 am #

    I hear Edwards is wealthy.

    Is that the “other America” that I hear so much about?

    Confusing…

  17. Comment by bjtexs on 1/26 @ 11:08 am #

    If a primary is held, and Romney spends a lot of money and is rich, does it make a sound?

    Does anybody really know what time it is?

  18. Comment by Ken on 1/26 @ 12:30 pm #

    Really? It takes money to win elections? Now THAT’S groundbreaking reportage.

  19. Comment by SGT Ted on 1/26 @ 12:40 pm #

    I want to be in the America where I get 50 large for giving speeches on poverty.

  20. Comment by N. O'Brain on 1/26 @ 12:44 pm #

    And get to fly around the country in private Lear jets to spread the alarm about global warming.

  21. Comment by RTO Trainer on 1/26 @ 1:03 pm #

    Karl,

    I have a breaking news .gif I ginned up. Send and e-mail if you want it. (rtoDOTtrainerATgmailDOTcom)

  22. Comment by The Ouroboros on 1/26 @ 1:15 pm #

    Good luck getting the ‘dillo to dance on cue…

  23. Comment by McGehee on 1/26 @ 9:26 pm #

    Good luck getting the ‘dillo to dance on cue…

    Yeah, it would be more like an image of an empty director’s chair with “ARMADILLO” printed on the back, and a sign hung on it reading, “Back when I feel like it, bitches!”

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    i don’t understand how Romney has brain washed many Americans. Romney switches sides just to attract supporters in every state he campaigns, what a discrase of a candidate.I am a republican and will vote for a democrat before voting for dishonesty = romney

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