Merry Christmas to all the regulars. And Merry Christmas to Jeff, even though he’s, you know, one of them. Here’s a little blessing, as only the Irish can do it. And to our leftard friends, don’t worry, you’re included in this blessing, too. See if you can pick yourselves out.
May those who love us, love us. And those that don’t love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn’t turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we’ll know them by their limping.
And now, my favorite Christmas carol. Happy New year!
Comment by Diana on 12/25 @ 11:39 am #
Merry Christmas, Craig! You … devil … you.
Comment by Rusty on 12/25 @ 11:48 am #
Merry effin crimmus to you too. Is it noon? I need a drink.
Comment by BJTexs on 12/25 @ 12:01 pm #
Top O’ the Christmas day ta ye, boyo!!
Comment by happyfeet on 12/25 @ 12:17 pm #
Merry Christmas, Craig! and also everybody except not Jeannine Aversa or Martin Crutsinger cause they are miserable twats bless their hearts.
Comment by happyfeet on 12/25 @ 12:19 pm #
Oh that’s right. It’s our first Christmas without Anna Nichole. Ok moment of silence.
[...]
There go.
Comment by JD on 12/25 @ 1:42 pm #
Merry Christmas and all of that to everyone, including the douchenozzles like timmah and Caric.
happyfeet – Going to the Rose Bowl ?
Comment by happyfeet on 12/25 @ 1:58 pm #
No Rose Bowl. I think Other Guy at work might be going though. I’m still kinda sick from some crap I picked up in Texas but I don’t really do the live sports thing anyway usually except sometimes for work. All I can really report on as far as the holiday entertainment goes is that I Am Legend is kind of a snore.
Comment by happyfeet on 12/25 @ 2:02 pm #
Maybe if you never saw the original it’s tolerable but I hate movies where the dog dies.
Comment by happyfeet on 12/25 @ 2:02 pm #
Warning: Spoiler.
Comment by JD on 12/25 @ 2:07 pm #
and also everybody except not Jeannine Aversa or Martin Crutsinger cause they are miserable twats bless their hearts.
That was hysterical. What about New Girl and her rack ?
Comment by McGehee on 12/25 @ 2:27 pm #
My Christmas wish is to scroll the comment spam off the “Recent Comments” spot on the sidebar.
Comment by McGehee on 12/25 @ 2:28 pm #
Okay, I did my part, and now some. Three more of yas need to chip in on this project.
Comment by happyfeet on 12/25 @ 2:36 pm #
New Girl is my new super BFF because I have a Team Player Attitude and a Win-Win Sensibility, but we are taking some time apart until after the New Year for which I am grateful.
Comment by happyfeet on 12/25 @ 2:50 pm #
Who spams on Christmas? I bet it’s immigrants but I’m not gonna say that out loud.
Comment by daleyrocks on 12/25 @ 3:19 pm #
Spam? You wanna talk about spam? Not sure if having my inbox flooded with “get a bigger penis like Mike Huckabee” messages actually qualifies as spam or is campaign literature.
Comment by Enoch_Root on 12/25 @ 3:19 pm #
Merry Christmas all! Including the Boomers… whom I still blame for all manner and sort of present-day issues.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 12/25 @ 4:11 pm #
Merry Christmas everyone!
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/25 @ 4:20 pm #
Merry Christmas, all. Here’s hoping there’s more Real PW in the New Year!
Comment by CGHill on 12/25 @ 4:23 pm #
daley: Do they claim that Mike Huckabee has a big penis, or that Mike Huckabee is a big penis?
Comment by Swen Swenson on 12/25 @ 4:27 pm #
Merry Christmas from Ice Station Jackalope!
Comment by daleyrocks on 12/25 @ 4:37 pm #
CGHill, the former. The testimonials from the chicks are amazing. I didn’t think ministers did that kind of stuff. I’m sure since it was in the interest of science it was all OK and everything, nothing to worry about for the candidate. He may also be the latter. I don’t knoe him personally.
Comment by JD on 12/25 @ 5:19 pm #
Mike Huckabee is rumored to be hung like an elephant roaming the plains of the Serengeti.
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/25 @ 5:32 pm #
That must account for his tripping over his dick all the time.
Comment by JD on 12/25 @ 5:36 pm #
Truer words were never spoken.
GO ILLINI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by JD on 12/25 @ 6:01 pm #
The fucking spammers are in overdrive on Christmas day. Someone is really putting the whip to them.
Comment by Swede on 12/25 @ 6:52 pm #
Merry Christmas, everybody. With two of our four kids having the flu, along with the wife, ours has been in technicolor. Hope yours is better.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 12/25 @ 8:31 pm #
GO ILLINI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must. Resist. Urge…
Merry Christmas, everybody. With two of our four kids having the flu, along with the wife, ours has been in technicolor.
About four years ago, my youngest niece brought a virus to Thanksgiving. It was one of those virii that made going on a cruise so much fun; in the words of Monty Python, it “opens the sluices at both ends”. Loads of fun that year.
Comment by JD on 12/25 @ 8:49 pm #
Rob C – Am I to assume that you are a Buckeyes faithful ?
Any chick that does not appreciate MST is not worth your time. Just sayin’
Comment by daleyrocks on 12/25 @ 8:55 pm #
JD – Huckabee used to be as big as an elephant. Interesting, that’s another spam e-mail about shedding weight that’s been flooding in.
Comment by SarahW on 12/25 @ 9:14 pm #
There’s goose fat to render
and batter for mixing
I’m growing larger with beef loin
and biscuits
This Christmas I say,
was the greatest ( save one), in it’s way….
Swedes they may be tossing cookies
Anna is sorely missed
But you all should find some mistletoe
and consider all your sweet heads kissed!
Happy Christmas, and to all a good night!
Comment by thor on 12/25 @ 11:46 pm #
I still have 15 more minutes to say Merry Christmas.
Comment by Benedick on 12/26 @ 8:53 am #
My favorite Christmas carol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl5NEu_jpXI&feature=related
Comment by Benedick on 12/26 @ 8:56 am #
By the way, but — happyfeet — did you REALLY just go and spoilerify “I Am Legend” for me? Meh.
Meh, I say.
Comment by Rob Crawford on 12/26 @ 11:47 am #
Nope. Went to a school where the most frequent comment about the Illini was “if you can’t go to school, go to state.”
And, Benedick, if it’s possible to spoil I Am Legend, you need to indulge in cheesy movies. It’s a retelling of The Omega Man and of the Vincent Price The Last Man on Earth.
Comment by Benedick on 12/26 @ 1:57 pm #
Saw Omega Man years ago. Very little recollection of it; I don’t remember Charlie having (or losing) a dog. Good thing he had guns, though, what with all those cold, dead hands grasping at him all over the place.
Comment by happyfeet on 12/26 @ 2:04 pm #
Oh. Sorry, Benedick. It just really shocked me cause Will Smith was in Independence Day and they used major special effects to save the dog and it was really the best part of the film but not this time. I guess I had thought Will Smith would never stoop to doing some sick doggie snuff film but boy was I wrong.
Comment by mojo on 12/26 @ 2:48 pm #
“You know – dickhead. A walking penis capable of speech.”
– Blast From t5he Past
Comment by happyfeet on 12/26 @ 2:50 pm #
I said I was sorry.
Comment by Benedick on 12/26 @ 2:55 pm #
No worries, happy. I’m over it. And probably just saved myself 10 bucks. I don’t like dead-dog movies.
Comment by happyfeet on 12/26 @ 2:56 pm #
Ok. Glad I could help but I’ll be more careful in future.
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