Comment by Ric Caric on 12/15 @ 1:30 am # |Edit This
Goldstein should make sure he uses all his Viagra while he’s on his little sex tour. Remember the trouble Limbaugh had with his stash when he came back from his sex tourist trip to the Dominican Republic.
Hahahaha.  Jeff does one-handed push ups every morning–without using his hands.  The ‘dillo, though . . .ÂÂ
Comment by JHoward on 12/15 @ 9:11 am #
“…and then they had to search him and the plane was delayed and it got on the radio. That part. Okay, see, it was the combination of the shorts and dark glasses and then they…”
Rim shot. Comedic timing gold.
Prof Cancer knocks em dead every time.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 12/15 @ 9:30 am #
Was that supposed to be an insult?
Comment by PMain on 12/15 @ 10:31 am #
Maybe the Prof is upset that the picture is of girls, especially after his Gleens love-fest posting at his own, non-read site… Not that there is anything wrong w/ that mind you. After all, Gleens is his “favorite” liberal blogger – who saves his special “outrage” for those who step out of accepted Party line. All w/o sounding whiny or looking weak; admittedily, a big concern for most male bloggers. Sounds like the good professor is one gladiator film short of muscling out Mona for unoffical, Gleens’ internet hag status or maybe he’s just hoping to be publicly cock slapped.
Comment by Ric Caric on 12/15 @ 10:54 am #
I can see Goldstein as the kind of guy who would do “no-armed push-ups” just to prove his Limbaugh-like “manliness.” But I’m more interested in the pornographic fantasizing of PMain. There’s so much of that on this blog that I wonder if commenters are doing porn as a break from their racist, misogynist, and homophobic bigotries (a “bigotry break!”)or whether the bigotries are a diversion from the pornographic fantasizing. Or maybe it’s all blended together and Protein Wisdom is pioneering new modes of “pornographic bigotry.” I guess it’s not surprising that the weenie types on the fluff right would be big into porn as well. Interesting.
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/15 @ 10:58 am #
I don’t even own a pornograph, Ric.
Comment by B Moe on 12/15 @ 11:02 am #
But I’m more interested in the pornographic fantasizing of PMain.
So you do dig the gladiator stuff, then?
Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 12/15 @ 11:13 am #
Bigot, n, A person who wins an argument with a liberal.
Comment by Jeff G. on 12/15 @ 11:24 am #
Actually, the only way I go about “proving” my manliness, Ric, is by living every day as not Ric Caric. Which happily is as natural to me as breathing.
Face facts: You don’t know the first thing about me, and your interpretive skills have proven so godawful in practice that you really shouldn’t be venturing public guesses — particularly when the type you relentlessly seek to identify exists only in the cartoon world of convenient, thesis-ready cutouts that live inside your third-rate academic’s head.
Christ, I can’t even go off and recuperate without some obnoxious stuff shirt from the Church of Alan Alda pissing on my name. Merry fucking Christmas.
Comment by Carin on 12/15 @ 11:33 am #
You know, every time Ric posts he just reveals himself further as an idiot. I mean honestly :
. There’s so much of that on this blog that I wonder if commenters are doing porn as a break from their racist, misogynist, and homophobic bigotries (a “bigotry break!â€Â)or whether the bigotries are a diversion from the pornographic fantasizing. Or maybe it’s all blended together and Protein Wisdom is pioneering new modes of “pornographic bigotry.â€Â
That is just precious. I bet Ric is a lot of fun at parties.
Comment by maggie katzen on 12/15 @ 11:34 am #
He’s alive! It’s a Christmas miracle!
Comment by McGehee on 12/15 @ 11:51 am #
Prof. Caric, news flash: Life’s a bitch, and then you FOAD.
Comment by JHoward on 12/15 @ 1:48 pm #
You got a problem with proving manliness, Caric?
I typically chop a cord of wood at my lake house before coffee at 5am, drive a vintage gull-wing (all in black) to the city, and finish every corporate-raiding day by flying one of my four restored twin-engines. Usually to the Caribbean with a pair of twenty-something nymphos.
Qualify?
Comment by BJTexs on 12/15 @ 1:53 pm #
Department of redundancy department.
Comment by PMain on 12/15 @ 2:20 pm #
“But I’m more interested in the pornographic fantasizing of PMain.”
So I got that going for me.
Interesting that the dear professor takes the Gleens & gladiator & makes the mental leap to porn… What is that 2 posts in a day about Jeff’s penis & manhood Doc? Thanks for proving my point… & not producing one of your own. Again.
Good luck on replacing Mona, but in truth you may have taken on one of the only people who has less of a life or original thoughts than yourself, but then again your have your academic bonafides to fall back upon. Which makes your comments only that much funnier to us.
Comment by cjd on 12/15 @ 3:05 pm #
So was Ric one of Chuck Adkins’ professors back in the day?
Comment by Grishnakh on 12/15 @ 3:25 pm #
Actually, PMain, I’m really glad that it is your actions and not mine that Prof. Caric is fantasizing about. I say that ’cause it sounds really creepy to me, and well, better you than me.
Comment by daleyrocks on 12/15 @ 5:05 pm #
PMain – I’d nominate Libby over at Newshoggers as right up there in the brain dead category. She can really bring…………nothing.
Comment by Rusty on 12/15 @ 5:25 pm #
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Comment by Ric Caric on 12/15 @ 10:54 am #
I can see Goldstein as the kind of guy who would do “no-armed push-ups†just to prove his Limbaugh-like “manliness.†But I’m more interested in the pornographic fantasizing of PMain. There’s so much of that on this blog that I wonder if commenters are doing porn as a break from their racist, misogynist, and homophobic bigotries (a “bigotry break!â€Â)or whether the bigotries are a diversion from the pornographic fantasizing. Or maybe it’s all blended together and Protein Wisdom is pioneering new modes of “pornographic bigotry.†I guess it’s not surprising that the weenie types on the fluff right would be big into porn as well. Interesting.
Jesus. Yer an idiot.
Comment by Ric Caric on 12/17 @ 2:12 am #
Poor Jeff! Being a right-wing blogger is so tough.
Comment by MarkD on 12/17 @ 1:16 pm #
First rule of holes: when you’re in one, stop digging.
Comment by JD on 12/17 @ 1:41 pm #
Caric is a weenie-less ass wipe. His only enjoyment in life is timmah fellating him about his ridiculous posts.
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