For Cafe Press items.  Tomorrow’s the last day for free shipping, so please pitch in.  Any images will have to include any writing that you’d like to have.  Please send large image files, let me know what product you’d like them on.Thanks. If that’s not your gig, please tell Jeff why he might want to consider coming back.ÂÂ

















Comment by RonnieBobbyRicky&Mike on 12/13 @ 5:39 pm #
Jeff is my favorite is why. I like him better than Zapp’s jalapeno potato chips even.
Comment by dicentra on 12/13 @ 5:55 pm #
Because of the pie! Duh!
Comment by BumperStickerist on 12/13 @ 6:11 pm #
actually, in light of the health stuff Jeff posted about a while back, I’d settle for something along the lines of ‘Jeff isn’t gravely ill – he just has more pressing concerns than typing for, basically, free for a bunch of morons’.
Comment by BumperStickerist on 12/13 @ 6:12 pm #
btw, the answer to that query determines which type of small woodland creature I should sacrifice.
Comment by RonnieBobbyRicky&Mike on 12/13 @ 6:13 pm #
This made me feel better I don’t know why but it did gotta go bye.
Comment by The Lost Dog on 12/13 @ 6:36 pm #
Yeesh!
RonnieBobbyRicky&Maude –
What was it that made you feel “better” about this?
I read the comments, and to me, this post (along with the comments) makes me even more convinced that this country is about done. Stick a fork in it/us!
I guess I am too used to PW commenters having some sort of smarts (even the trolls are pretty smart compared to the commenters on Breibart).
Check out the comments if you would like to have a chill thrown over your holiday spirit.
Merry Christmas!
Comment by Swen Swenson on 12/13 @ 6:38 pm #
If Jeff doesn’t come back soon I’m makin’ a charango quirquincho out of his little buddy.
Comment by mojo on 12/13 @ 6:43 pm #
Ok, which one of you pshop nerds is gonna do the inevitable “armadillo humping a cherry pie” image?
Text: “This one time, at Protein Wisdom…”
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/13 @ 6:57 pm #
Geez. That charango thing is semi-professional.
Comment by JD on 12/13 @ 7:00 pm #
While we are out searching for Jeff G, we ought to keep our eyes open for happyfeet, Major John, and wishbone.
Comment by Swen Swenson on 12/13 @ 8:04 pm #
Yeah, you don’t want to know what they make the professional models out of..
Comment by David Block on 12/13 @ 8:30 pm #
Yeah, it has been a while since our beloved host graced us with his presence. It would be nice to know that he is still kicking, for starters.
Comment by Sarge6 on 12/13 @ 9:07 pm #
I know back in the Dark Ages Jeff dropped the blog for months and picked it back up again, but this doesn’t make sense. I was a regular enough reader, but not up to speed on all the subplots that sometimes threaded through posts here and comments there. Seriously, a half dozen guestbloggers and scores of commenters, and everyone is just milling around wondering “Where’s Jeff?” like it’s a complete mystery? No one in the pw community is actually in touch with him in real life, not even regular email to get the word “I want/need to check out for awhile/forever”?
Comment by McGehee on 12/13 @ 9:36 pm #
We need a designated Jeff impostor, someone who will pretend to be pretending to be Jeff — because, frankly, that’s as good as it’s going to get until he returns from over the sea to lead PW back to the Golden Age.
Comment by McGehee on 12/13 @ 9:37 pm #
Failing that, maybe somebody could pretend to be pretending to be the above-proposed Jeff impostor…?
Comment by The Collinch lies to SarahWho on 12/14 @ 12:20 am #
There’s a light on this Jeff that won’t light on one side.
“So I’m taking him home to my workshop, my dear.
“I’ll fix him up there. Then I’ll bring him back here.
Comment by ThomasD on 12/14 @ 12:54 am #
Whatever our host is doing I just hope it’s working for him.
Comment by BJTexs on 12/14 @ 7:56 am #
Should we be concerned about the persistant reports of dead hobos found with crushed throats from precise elbow strikes?
Just askin’…
Comment by Swen Swenson on 12/14 @ 9:49 am #
Has anyone checked the 16th Street Mall lately? I’ve heard rumors of a street mime trying to teach his ‘dillo to balance on a ball..
Comment by Swen Swenson on 12/14 @ 9:51 am #
But all kidding aside, I am starting to worry about the lad. Whatever he’s up to I hope he’s okay.
Comment by ccs on 12/14 @ 11:33 am #
Isn’t Major John over fighting the losing battle in the ME
Comment by ThomasD on 12/14 @ 12:30 pm #
No, I’m pretty sure he’s on our side…
Comment by maggie katzen on 12/14 @ 2:52 pm #
I think just training for it, so far. if he’s with the people I think he’s with he may come home for Christmas before going overseas. (tried googling a bit… maybe not, he’s not where I thought he might be) OK Guard unit that left around the same time as his IL brigade is getting 10 days leave. link
Comment by RonnieBobbyRicky&Mike on 12/14 @ 3:30 pm #
LD, I liked the part about how the little Muslim kid got beat up trying to help the Jewish people. I thought that was very sweet. And also he looks just like a friend of mine who is Muslim there in Manhattan and he’s a very excellent person and I think that was part of why I liked it too. I didn’t read the comments though. Maybe I should have. But mostly the lesson is that the nice little Muslim guy is a good person and we like him. If I saw him at Starbucks I would buy him a white chocolate mocha and also one of those peppermint holiday brownies. Or whatever else he wanted.
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