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December 11, 2007
Cafe Press Bleg [Dan Collins]
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Comment by thor on 12/11 @ 11:17 pm #
OK, it’s for the ladies but here’s my idea – one side of the 16-oz coffee mug says THANK GOD! The other side says I NEVER DATED DAN COLLINS!
Comment by Topsecretk9 on 12/11 @ 11:29 pm #
“I hate Joe Wilson’s Beard”
Comment by Mike C. on 12/12 @ 12:22 am #
“Regis”
Comment by The Sanity Inspector on 12/12 @ 7:36 am #
How are we going to divvy up the proceeds?
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/12 @ 7:38 am #
Well, Jeff would get them. He’d be rolling in dough.
Comment by serr8d on 12/12 @ 7:48 am #
…for the Hols?
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/12 @ 7:55 am #
holcat?
Comment by ccs on 12/12 @ 8:00 am #
A simple mushroom shape …….
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/12 @ 8:02 am #
Yeah. Pour something hot in it, and . . .
Comment by BumperStickerist on 12/12 @ 8:58 am #
A large coffee mug, black and white text –
top two lines in large bold text, third line in regular font.
Got
Slap?
http://www.ProteinWisdom.com
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Engraved Pie Server
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I checked – the M&M customizer allows this:
M&M 1 ——- M&M 2
Gay Cock – Protein
of Lies – Wisdom
Unfortunately, Hypocricy is too long a word for a custom M&M.
As is eschatological.
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A bound set of Jeff’s ‘Best of Posts’ with a scanned frontpage that has Jeff’s autographed, published through Lulu might sell – or at least not cost anything to produce … it’d be the perfect gift for the person who wants to read in the bathroom but either doesn’t have a wireless internet connection or whose ethernet cable doesn’t reach that far.
Comment by BumperStickerist on 12/12 @ 9:17 am #
A ‘Dan Collins – PW Co/Guest Blogger’ etched shot glass would be nice, too.
Happy Holidays
Comment by McGehee on 12/12 @ 9:19 am #
“I clicked over to Protein Wisdom and all I got was the biggest, longest, most rewarding laugh of my life.”
Comment by mojo on 12/12 @ 9:37 am #
To paraphrase “Blazing Saddles”:
“Screw you, pal – I read PROTEIN WISDOM!”
“Dillo Merely Pawn in Game of Life”
“I never met a ‘dillo I didn’t like”
Catchy, huh? I want 5% of net.
Comment by Dan Collins on 12/12 @ 10:01 am #
If any of you (whom I know) seriously want to work something up over there, I’ll send you the store info (Jizzwiz, not Jeff’s actual PW Cafepress site).
Comment by Swen Swenson on 12/12 @ 1:30 pm #
All I want for Christmas is Jeff back! (Say, you could put that on a coffee mug. Bet it’d sell.)
Comment by thor on 12/12 @ 1:43 pm #
“Whom I know.” Sheesh. No Dan, don’t try to rest your hand on my thigh or ask if you can walk me home. I’ll put my gum in your hair if you even think about feeling me up and/or goosing my ass, you shameless touchy bastard.
Comment by JD on 12/12 @ 1:49 pm #
For thor, you should make a Free Mumia AND Michael Vick mug, with a picture of him running from his jailyard lovers.
Comment by BJTexs on 12/12 @ 2:14 pm #
Actually, JD, he should be running from Mumia! Simple, yet elegant!
Comment by BJTexs on 12/12 @ 2:15 pm #
FREE MICHAEL VICK: FROM MUMIA!
Comment by JD on 12/12 @ 2:20 pm #
Who will be the boy, and who will be the girl, BJ?
Comment by Obstreperous Infidel on 12/12 @ 2:56 pm #
I’ll second Swen’s comment #15. Where the fuck are you Goldstein!?!? I have a Scotch for you to try. Well, you might have already tried it. 15 year old Dalwhinnie. A very pleasant surprise.
Comment by memomachine on 12/12 @ 3:21 pm #
Hmmm.
1. The Protein Wisdom mistletoe thong.
Give your lady the gift of Protein right from the source!
Comment by BJTexs on 12/12 @ 3:39 pm #
As the inquisitor said in Braveheart, “It matters not.”
Comment by ccs on 12/12 @ 8:56 pm #
My mushroom and BumperStickerist’s got slap slogan, hmmm.
Comment by thor on 12/12 @ 10:15 pm #
And how dare anyone out there make fun of of Michael Vick after all he’s been through!
All you people care about is making money, and readers, and making money off of him.
He’s a human!
He hasn’t performed on the field in a year, and all you people want is more, more, more!
You’re lucky he ever performed for you BASTARDS!
Leave Michael Vick Alone!
Comment by JD on 12/12 @ 10:44 pm #
Free Mumia and Michael !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Jeff on 12/12 @ 11:03 pm #
“Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is Protein Wisdom!”
“Protein Wisdom. Who wants some?”
“I can no longer sit back and allow deconstructionist infiltration, deconstructionist indoctrination, deconstructionist subversion, and the international deconstructionist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
“Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women. I do deny them my Protein Wisdom.”
Comment by thor on 12/13 @ 1:07 am #
How about:
Drunken
Babbling
Mocking
Heretics
invariably tetched
Hey Jeff. Welcome back to your blog.
Comment by serr8d on 12/13 @ 8:41 am #
OK, I would hate to be the only kid on the block with this new mug, so visit Cafepress, search for product #200331127 (upper right hand corner, for you wandering lifeless itinerant trolls who have nothing better to do than type one-handed and self-gratify with the other…)
Ahhhh, the coffee goes better with the brilliance~!
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