November 24, 2007
Red Hot Girl-on-Girl Sexual Misconduct [Dan Collins]

Raised a little too much cain:

A “Lipstick Bandit” menaced female workers in a city welfare office – chasing them around desks, smearing red lipstick on their cheeks and even pulling down a woman’s blouse to expose her breasts, a federal lawsuit charges.

The scandalous accusations leveled yesterday by three female workers from a Bronx office of the Human Resources Administration cast supervisor Serena Reaves-Cain as a pervert who constantly harassed her same-sex underlings.
“Cain hugged the plaintiffs and pushed her breasts up against their breasts and used the palm of her hand to spank them on the buttocks,” the lawsuit claims.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find any photos with which to feed your sick scopophilia, you dirty masculinist bastards.

8 Comments  :::   Post a comment »

  1. Comment by thor on 11/24 @ 10:11 am #

    What a woman chauvinist pig!

  2. Comment by Zelda on 11/24 @ 10:38 am #

    She’s only asserting her sexual dominance in a male-dominated society. Plus, she’s gay. Those women who are harrassing her legally are intolerant.

  3. Comment by thor on 11/24 @ 10:46 am #

    Yes, it’s titular chauvinism for those that got ‘em.

  4. Comment by Merovign on 11/24 @ 1:07 pm #

    So, you couldn’t find any photos, and you posted the item here… in hopes that we would have some, hmmm?

  5. Comment by Jeffersonian on 11/24 @ 1:17 pm #

    Don’t bother posting this kinda story without, at minimum, pics. Video preferred. It’s like throwing a starving dog a rubber bone.

  6. Comment by McGehee on 11/24 @ 4:39 pm #

    Dog… rubber bone…

    Nope, can’t think of a single offensive joke to make out of those words. Not a one.

  7. Comment by JD on 11/25 @ 9:38 pm #

    I am sure that this office of bureaucrats, in the Bronx, was just chock full of conservatives.

    I have seen a few of these types of lawsuits come across my desk, and they have all involved not-so-attractive lesbian bureaucrats at differing public entities. A pattern is not yet emerging …

  8. Comment by Andrew on 11/26 @ 9:53 am #

    I’ll take “Things You’ll Never Read About In the New York Times,” for 500, Alex.

    BECAUSE OF TEH NARRATIVE!!111!!!ONE

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