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1. Comment by Swen Swenson on 11/7 @ 9:00 pm #

   He forgot the “fleas of a thousand camels” bit, but otherwise truly creative in an Islamofascistic death cult sorta way.

2. Comment by ALLAH, PEACE BE UPON HIM on 11/7 @ 9:08 pm #

   Dan Collins

   Assalam Alaikum kaffir,

   Jazakullah Khair to everyone for informing us of what the enemy of Allah, Dan Collins aka Dan Collins (sharmoot), had done with his linking to fellow kaffir Rusty Shackelford.

   So now that this true enemy of Allah has shown his ugly face, we say to him: we pray that MoJo JoJo abandons you, makes your whole life miserable, and that you are eradicated from the earth by a insane jihadi. We cannot wait to see your expression on the Day of Judgment when reality jams in the rectum like Allah used to do to his 9-yr old bride, and the Angels who don’t know the meaning of humor will force you to read nothing but Glenn Greenwald (truth speaker and most certainly not a faggot), and Andrew Sullivan (admittedly, a homo). We beseech Allah to give you severe case of crabs about your person, and fail to provide you with free condoms of any type of medical care that you could normally get in the West. We pray that you die the way Pharaoh died, slowly, from eating too many rotten goats, and from inserting his unclean penis into too many underage boys. When your soul is about to be taken by the Angels, you will beg to become Muslim because you want to deflower virgins but Allah will reject you and the Angels will place their dicks in your mouth so that you cannot pronounce the testimony which would take you to Paradise.

   So , laugh now, funny boy, oh yes, laugh, laugh, laugh. It is we who will be laughing at you in the afterlife.

   O Allah curse Dan Collins and terrorize those that read him. May they all be forced to service themselves with diseased sheeps and may they never enjoy cable TV again.

   May this Kaafir rot in this world and be tortured forever in the Hereafter.

   In your name we pray. In sha’ allah.

3. Comment by ALLAH, PEACE BE UPON HIM on 11/7 @ 9:09 pm #

   Oh yeah, may your body be tortured with the fleas of a thousand camels. Thank you for reminding me, kaffir swede.

4. Comment by JD on 11/7 @ 9:54 pm #

   Dan – looks like you are going to have to start linking to the jihadi sites. Nothing like poking a hornets nest with a sharp stick.

5. Comment by The Lost Dog on 11/7 @ 10:07 pm #

   “9 year old boys? Where?”

   signed

   Andrew

6. Comment by JD on 11/7 @ 10:09 pm #

   9 year old boys?

   Where?

   Signed,

   That fat teacher that fucked her student and got him deported.

7. Comment by Spiny Norman on 11/8 @ 12:30 am #

   #6 JD

   Eww.

8. Comment by Slartibartfast on 11/8 @ 4:38 am #

   May the sewers of Rangoon overflow into your Bran Chex.

9. Comment by Ernie G on 11/8 @ 5:54 am #

   O Allah! Seize the hard drives of the Zionists, their allies, those people with the small footballs, and the friends of nine-banded armadillos, for it is within your power. May the Blue Screen of Death frustrate their evil schemes. Freeze the bytes in their CPUs. Shake the ground under their monitors. May the Good Times virus cause their beer to go warm and their ice cream to go all melty. Fill their mail boxes with Nigerian spam and penis enlargement offers. Afflict them with General Protection Faults, or, um, you know, that other thing if they are using Apple, for they are within your power.

   In sha’allah and all that.

10. Comment by Sinner on 11/8 @ 6:39 am #

    HEY! Stop stealing my shtick!

11. Comment by Dan Collins on 11/8 @ 6:46 am #

    tehshtickywheel

12. Comment by Jeffersonian on 11/8 @ 8:04 am #

    How long until Sammy realizes that things aren’t going according to divine plan?

13. Comment by Rusty on 11/8 @ 3:57 pm #

    Maybe I can get some fatwah by association. Rusty S. You lucky bastard!

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