October 29, 2007
“Is ElBaradei a liar or ‘uninformed’?”

I can’t be certain, but I get the sense this may be a rhetorical question.

All’s I know is, I make a point never to trust anyone associated with the UN — unless he happens to have a scotch-swigging super mustache that, if you can believe the rumors, once pleasured three Swedish flight attendants at once while simultaneously finishing off the draft of a speech and playing Texas Hold ‘Em on his Blackberry.

All while wearing a satin smoking jacket and a pair of Sinatra slippers.

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  1. Comment by N. O'Brain on 10/29 @ 10:29 am #

    Yeah, sure.

    Sinatra slippers.

    As if.

  2. Comment by scooter (not libby) on 10/29 @ 10:32 am #

    When Bolton said his mustache “needed a little trim” he was not freaking kidding.

  3. Comment by alppuccino on 10/29 @ 10:37 am #

    3 Swedish stews ridin’ a cookie duster. I get a sore mandible just thinking about it.

  4. Comment by Major John on 10/29 @ 11:32 am #

    Why not both? Following Kofi’s lead, he could be a willfully ignorant person who lies when cornered.

  5. Comment by Mikey NTH on 10/29 @ 11:39 am #

    “Hans Brix! Oh no!”

  6. Comment by JD on 10/29 @ 11:49 am #

    I think Major John hit the answer head on. Why limit it to when when they have proven to be capable of both?

  7. Comment by Veeshir on 10/29 @ 11:59 am #

    You’re damn lucky Jeane Kirkpatrick isn’t around to kick your ass, that’s all I have to say.
    Kirkpatrick once said, “What takes place in the Security Council more closely resembles a mugging than either a political debate or an effort at problem-solving.”

    As I read the utopian socialists, the scientific socialists, the German Social Democrats and revolutionary socialists — whatever I could in either English or French — I came to the conclusion that almost all of them, including my grandfather, were engaged in an effort to change human nature. The more I thought about it, the more I thought this was not likely to be a successful effort. So I turned my attention more and more to political philosophy and less and less to socialist activism of any kind

    From her wickipedia page.

  8. Comment by chaos on 10/29 @ 12:23 pm #

    El-Baradei is anti-American in the most literal sense of the term is all.

  9. Comment by ktel60 on 10/29 @ 1:33 pm #

    You malign me. It was stud poker, of course

  10. Comment by happyfeet on 10/29 @ 4:27 pm #

    ElBaradei is sounding rather shrill, no? That’s interesting, and it reminds everybody that he hasn’t been entrusted with any actual power.

  11. Comment by B Moe on 10/29 @ 6:39 pm #

    “Last Tuesday, Oct. 23, the Syrian ambassador to Washington Imad Mustapha was invited to address the prestigious Institute on Religion and Public Policy. In answer to a question, he acknowledged, “Syria gives North Korea wheat, oil and other products.”

    He declined to disclose what Syria got in return. When pressed on this point, Mustapha said in exasperation: “Stuff. We get stuff.”

    http://www.debka.com/article.php?aid=1311

    I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.

  12. Comment by Major John on 10/29 @ 6:48 pm #

    Tings! We gets tings, you know?

  13. Comment by JD on 10/29 @ 6:50 pm #

    “Stuff. We get stuff.”

    How positively fucking hysterical was that ?

  14. Comment by McGehee on 10/29 @ 7:51 pm #

    What does North Korea have to export? Funny-looking short tinpot dictators with bad hair?

  15. Comment by CraigC on 10/29 @ 9:50 pm #

    Who needs rhetorical questions?

  16. Comment by psa on 10/30 @ 5:54 am #

    OT, sort of. (Damn, we the wee ones were sent out to solicite for terrorists.):

    “Tricked by UNICEF – Financing of Palestinian terrorism makes for one scary Halloween.” – Dave Kopel | http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ZjczNGRkZDliNGQ5NWQzZTM3NmIyOTU5Mzk2N2QyY2Y

    ) :

  17. Comment by chaos on 10/30 @ 1:53 pm #

    North Korea has Kim Jong-Il’s massive movie collection to export.

    Not that anyone would want it.

  18. Trackback by Ted on 12/23 @ 3:06 pm #

    Ted

    You weave a web of lies! Lies I say.

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