I can’t be certain, but I get the sense this may be a rhetorical question.
All’s I know is, I make a point never to trust anyone associated with the UN — unless he happens to have a scotch-swigging super mustache that, if you can believe the rumors, once pleasured three Swedish flight attendants at once while simultaneously finishing off the draft of a speech and playing Texas Hold ‘Em on his Blackberry.
All while wearing a satin smoking jacket and a pair of Sinatra slippers.

















Comment by N. O'Brain on 10/29 @ 10:29 am #
Yeah, sure.
Sinatra slippers.
As if.
Comment by scooter (not libby) on 10/29 @ 10:32 am #
When Bolton said his mustache “needed a little trim” he was not freaking kidding.
Comment by alppuccino on 10/29 @ 10:37 am #
3 Swedish stews ridin’ a cookie duster. I get a sore mandible just thinking about it.
Comment by Major John on 10/29 @ 11:32 am #
Why not both? Following Kofi’s lead, he could be a willfully ignorant person who lies when cornered.
Comment by Mikey NTH on 10/29 @ 11:39 am #
“Hans Brix! Oh no!”
Comment by JD on 10/29 @ 11:49 am #
I think Major John hit the answer head on. Why limit it to when when they have proven to be capable of both?
Comment by Veeshir on 10/29 @ 11:59 am #
You’re damn lucky Jeane Kirkpatrick isn’t around to kick your ass, that’s all I have to say.
Kirkpatrick once said, “What takes place in the Security Council more closely resembles a mugging than either a political debate or an effort at problem-solving.”
As I read the utopian socialists, the scientific socialists, the German Social Democrats and revolutionary socialists  whatever I could in either English or French  I came to the conclusion that almost all of them, including my grandfather, were engaged in an effort to change human nature. The more I thought about it, the more I thought this was not likely to be a successful effort. So I turned my attention more and more to political philosophy and less and less to socialist activism of any kind
From her wickipedia page.
Comment by chaos on 10/29 @ 12:23 pm #
El-Baradei is anti-American in the most literal sense of the term is all.
Comment by ktel60 on 10/29 @ 1:33 pm #
You malign me. It was stud poker, of course
Comment by happyfeet on 10/29 @ 4:27 pm #
ElBaradei is sounding rather shrill, no? That’s interesting, and it reminds everybody that he hasn’t been entrusted with any actual power.
Comment by B Moe on 10/29 @ 6:39 pm #
“Last Tuesday, Oct. 23, the Syrian ambassador to Washington Imad Mustapha was invited to address the prestigious Institute on Religion and Public Policy. In answer to a question, he acknowledged, “Syria gives North Korea wheat, oil and other products.â€Â
He declined to disclose what Syria got in return. When pressed on this point, Mustapha said in exasperation: “Stuff. We get stuff.â€Â
http://www.debka.com/article.php?aid=1311
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
Comment by Major John on 10/29 @ 6:48 pm #
Tings! We gets tings, you know?
Comment by JD on 10/29 @ 6:50 pm #
“Stuff. We get stuff.”
How positively fucking hysterical was that ?
Comment by McGehee on 10/29 @ 7:51 pm #
What does North Korea have to export? Funny-looking short tinpot dictators with bad hair?
Comment by CraigC on 10/29 @ 9:50 pm #
Who needs rhetorical questions?
Comment by psa on 10/30 @ 5:54 am #
OT, sort of. (Damn, we the wee ones were sent out to solicite for terrorists.):
“Tricked by UNICEF – Financing of Palestinian terrorism makes for one scary Halloween.” – Dave Kopel | http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ZjczNGRkZDliNGQ5NWQzZTM3NmIyOTU5Mzk2N2QyY2Y
) :
Comment by chaos on 10/30 @ 1:53 pm #
North Korea has Kim Jong-Il’s massive movie collection to export.
Not that anyone would want it.
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Ted
You weave a web of lies! Lies I say.