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Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday.
First, I’ve known some very beautiful women from Philly (though, alas, not in the biblical way). Second, have these people ever been to my hometown, Milwaukee?
Comment by dicentra on 10/19 @ 3:11 pm #
OMG. The “Patriot” should be “Helen of Troy” or summat. And here I thought mumuus were a fail-safe strategy for coverups.
Comment by corvan on 10/19 @ 5:07 pm #
Oh Hell, Dan, I’m as hard on the media as anyone, but the picture of the broad in the mumu? I just ate.
Comment by Canada Corner on 10/19 @ 7:12 pm #
Was that a belly button I saw dangling by her ankles? That just ain’t right.
Please tell me she’s not from Milwaukee. I live nearby and I’ve seen my fair share of heffers and pulling guards but gawd damn!
Comment by Steph on 10/19 @ 7:16 pm #
I live just outside bthe beloved city of Filthadelphia. And its quite true that, other than my beloved wife of 22 years, everyone here, including me, is ugly. How else do you ’splain our unremitting desire to pull the big number 2 lever, year after godforsaken fugly year. Not out of stupidity (no argument forthcoming on that), but cause, jeebus, we got to elect someone uglier than ourselves. John Street?Check. Ed Rendell? Triple-check. Hilary? .ding ding ding … we’ve got a winner.
Comment by Moron Pundit on 10/19 @ 7:17 pm #
I find it incredibly hard to believe that Milwaukee rated higher. If it did, Philadelphia must be hell.
Comment by clarice on 10/19 @ 8:59 pm #
Now just one minute.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Enoch_Root on 10/20 @ 6:35 am #
Yes, it’s true… I curently reside in Milwauke… and “other than my beloved wife of [15] years, everyone here, including me, is ugly.” My kids are cute though. And, well there are couple outstanding specimens in marketing where I work with wonderful attributes and tight shapely and really worthy of a good … I digress… yes, Milwaukee is sadly a town of double-wides and dumpers. The good looking ones move to Tempe first chance they get.
Comment by Alec Leamas on 10/20 @ 6:36 am #
“I find it incredibly hard to believe that Milwaukee rated higher. If it did, Philadelphia must be hell.”
I live in Philadelphia and I don’t notice that people are particularly unattractive.
I also question the accuracy of a poll that groups Dallas/Fort Worth as among the least attractive as well – Don’t they manufacture hot blondes that call you “Suga” in Dallas by the lot?
Comment by Enoch_Root on 10/20 @ 7:54 am #
Alec – don’t argue. don’t think. just believe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by BJTexs on 10/20 @ 7:56 am #
Wll, my wife is quite lovely, one would say a trophy wife. I was born in Massachusetts where everyone is beautiful and CARES VERY DEEPLY ABOUT THE CHILDRENSES!
Comment by Dan Collins on 10/20 @ 8:03 am #
I guess I’d be a trophy husband. If she had my head mounted on a plaque.
Comment by Lost My Cookies on 10/20 @ 8:20 am #
I was born and raised in Philadephia.
I’m going to agree with the article.
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