Archive for: July 2006

Ever lift up a flaking scab and find that smooth, mother-of-pearl patch just beneath?  Hard not to think of rebirth and renewal when you see that shiny expanse of healing. 

—Which, incidentally, tastes just like chicken.

oatmeal:  “Just so you know, if I ever taste like licorice?  That’s probably because the previous night’s Sambuca shots have repeated on me again.  Which means you’ll want to walk away from the bowl and go have yourself a muffin …

I once saw a hobo get hit by

a Jeep and bleed out in front of a

downtown Carl’s Jr. 

The air, I remember, smelled of

urine and Seagram’s and keg beer and

frat boy panic –

—While for my …

—Uh, no.

In fact, I’m so up to my elbows in paperwork that I force fed the little armored bastard a Ziploc baggie full of Quaaludes—then, when he fell into a comfortably numb stupor, I used a 3/8” linoleum blade to …

Later.

Back when all this is settled.  Once and for all.

…I’ll be at Coors field, watching a once-promising Rockies’ season disappear in a flurry of bad coaching and disappointing clutch hitting.

On the positive side, at least I get to watch Josh Fogg pitch!  Which—for those of us too young to …

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Via Hot Air, “Former ambassador Ed Peck defends Hezbollah”. 

For the record.  On the teevee, even.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Carter Administration.  Or, as the Iranians are fond of saying, …

Looks like Hezbollah is borrowing a page from the Think Progress playbook.

I know.  I’m as shocked as you are.  Because—as I’ve been reminded repeatedly by a host of helpful left-leaning commenters whenever …

From the NY Sun:

An apparent discrepancy in the portrayal of events surrounding the deaths of four unarmed U.N. observers in Lebanon threatens to unravel Secretary-General Annan’s initial accusation that Israel “deliberately” targeted the U.N. Interim Force in …