Archive for: February 2005

February 28, 2005

Get by with a little help from your (murderous and fanatical medievalist) friends

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From FOXNews:

Recent communications between Usama bin Laden and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi indicate that bin Laden has “encouraged Zarqawi and his group to focus on attacks inside the United States,” multiple U.S. officials told FOX News on Monday.

The …

“People on ludes should NOT drive.  Or present awards at the Oscars, for that matter.”

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If instead of a paranoid Congressman with a penchant for vaguely-formed and unsubstantiated conspiracy theories, Maurice Hinchey (D-NY) were a Quarter Pounder with cheese

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Hinchey:  “I can’t prove it just yet, mind you, but I’m almost certain that Karl Rove was behind the whole McDonald’s “supersize me” campaign—a carefully-orchestrated Republican marketing strategy aimed at killing off Democratic-leaning minority voters by convincing them to ingest …

Film reviews in five words or less, #21

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I Heart Huckabees (2004) Directed by David O. Russell.  Stars Jason Schwartzman, Dustin Hoffman, Lily Tomlin, Jude Law, Mark Wahlberg, Naomi Watts, and Isabelle Huppert.

Five words or less review:  “Like tequila, only with actors.”

Creating new terrorists: Chimpy McHitlerBurton’s smirky rodeo ride through history continues, #4

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From the BBC:

Lebanese opposition supporters have held a rally in Beirut demanding the resignation of the government, in defiance of a ban on demonstrations.

About 10,000 protesters - many of whom waved Lebanese flags - also called on Syria …

A Poem from 1968, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brautigan, 2005

Automatic Anthole

Driven by hunger, I Michael Moore had another

forced bachelor multi-course dinner tonight.

I He had a lot of trouble making

up my his mind whether to eat Chinese

food or have a hamburger.      God,

I he hate[s] eating …

Hindsight (in 100 words)

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Dammit, I knew I never should’ve given my cannon to charity.  But my wife was like, “it’s not like you’re using it anyway, Jeff” and I was all, “yeah, but you never know when you’re going to need a cannon, …

COMPUTER GONE. STOP. SEND MONEY, 3 (with special guest-star JOE PESCI as wise-cracking petty thief Leo Getz)

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Final post on the subject, folks:  Once again, thank you for all your help and support.  I’ve tried to email a brief thank you note to everyone who’s contributed so far, but some of you I may have missed in …

Wait, Jamie Foxx isn’t blind?  BUSH LIED!

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For those of you who like your Oscars™ commercial-free and condensed into a witty 2-minute read, I recommend Kate’s coverage (she live-blogged it) from north of the border.

For my part, I’m going to go revisit a few of …

The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 144

Filed under: The Martha Stewart Chronicles - 28 Feb 2005

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