Archive for: November 2004November 30, 2004
Old World Charms?The Times of London’s U.S. editor, Gerard Baker, examines the “European Question” in his “Bush’s European Itinerary,” (the Weekly Standard, November 29): Though public reaction in Europe to President Bush’s reelection this month was predictably outraged, grief-stricken, … Scenes from my driveway, continued x 45Deadbeat neighbor: “So, how was your Thanksgiving?” Me: “None of your business, chickenshit.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Wow. Where did that come from?” Me: “Oh, like you’ve never criticized anyone before?” Deadbeat neighbor: “Well, of course I have, but –” Me: “– But nothing. Hypocrite.” Deadbeat neighbor: “– … The “Ode to that one Paris Hilton video I downloaded” poemO Darkness!
How, I ask, am I ever If instead of a dead old kleptocrat surrounded by a legion of horny, circumcised demons, Yassir Arafat were Carmen Electra’s bicycle seatArafat: “Feh. All meat and no potatoes. Now Colin Farrell, there‘s a bicyclist I wouldn’t mind sitting on my face.” Iran to world: “Now don’t forget about the 17 point spread.”UPI, “Iran suspension of enrichment provisional”: Iran’s chief of Supreme National Security Council Hassan Rohani said Tuesday his country’s decision to suspend enrichment of uranium is provisional. The Iranian News Agency, IRNA, quoted Rohani as saying … November 29, 2004
MSNBC’s hyperventilating partisan hack Keith Olbermann has a fifth distressing private thought”…okay, now I’m starting to feel a little foolish.* Harry Belafonte orders a Subway cheese steakBelafonte: “One footlong cheese steak, please. Extra onion, extra green pepper.” sandwich artist: “Sure thing. And what kind of bread…?” Belafonte: “Oh, y’know, anything but white. No need to celebrate the oppressor class or support the dominant power structure when you … |
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