Archive for: October 2004

…to visit this site and click on “fund free mamograms.” That’s all you need to do.  Then you can spend the rest of the day feeling good about yourself.  Hell, have that third bite-sized …

On November 2, roughly 8 of every 10 American Jews will cast a vote for John F Kerry and his sophosticated continental wife, Teresa.

Enjoy, putzes.

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h/t Ace, who observes, “At some point …

Deadbeat neighbor:  “So, you getting dressed up for Halloween tonight?”

Me:  “Sort of, yeah.”

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Excellent. I got me a zombie costume so scary it could turn a smurf white.  You?”

Me: “I’m going as a potential Kerry presidency.  Which, I’m …

Next up:  Big Bird stomps some filthy Jew monkeys into haram paste, and Yassir the Grouch teaches you how to pack a garbage pail with Semtex and rusty bolts!*

The eyes of several Pika—boiled in water with honeysuckle, maple bark, and a few sprigs of wild parsley—makes for a foul-tasting soup.  But it will get you through the winter—and once it congeals, it works wonders as a hemorrhoid cream …

me: “You vote yet?  Or are you waiting until Tuesday.”

apple:  “Um, I can’t vote.  I’m a fruit, remember?”

me: “Oh bullshit.  Bush is not the Taliban, and nobody is denying you your civil rights.  I’m tired of hearing this …