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Archive for: September 2004September 30, 2004
Random Andy Rooney pre-Presidential debate thought, Thusday, September 30, 4:53 PM ET.…Ever notice grapes?—how they pop like little eyeballs when you and a few of your hooker friends climb a mountain of them in your bare feet…? Reuters: “you say tomato, we say ‘insurgents.‘“”Car bombs kill 34 children in Baghdad”: Insurgents have detonated three car bombs near a U.S. military convoy in Baghdad, killing 41 people, 34 of them children, and wounding scores. In two other attacks, a suicide bomber blew up his … Teresa Heinz Kerry offers John Kerry some last-minute debate adviceTHK: “Whenever possible, use the word ‘smite.’ ‘Smite’ is so wonderfully biblical. And people who live near corn fields love Jesus. Give them what they want, I say. The pathetic, filthy rubes.” CBS exposes the materialist flaw in Bakhtinian theoretics (or, “the story was like, totally in the air, you dig…?”)INDC Journal snags a three-part interview with the movers behind CBS News’ controversial Draft reinstatement piece, which aired Tuesday evening and was subsequently cited by several commenters as an example of CBS’s penchant for advocacy journalism. Bill’s interview is eminently … Another question for my Levi’sme: “So? Whaddya think…?’ Levi’s: “Dude, are those clogs?” me: “No, they’re Birkenstock Tatami Kyotos. And they’re huge in Europe.” Levi’s: “Yeah? Well here they’re clogs. Which, how do you plan to accessorize with those—carry a poodle and a Truman Capote novel with … September 29, 2004
RatherGate 2: The Wrath of (the) Conprotein wisdom EXCLUSIVE. MUST CREDIT protein wisdom. Internal CBS memo* from correspondent Richard Schlesinger to segment producer Linda Karas reveals plans for a cover up concerning last evening’s draft story. The memo also … |
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