Archive for: August 2004August 31, 2004
Your postmodern moment, Tuesday edition…Anybody feel like emailing ol’ Mark Follman and letting him know the joke’s on him…? Or do you think it’ll be more fun letting him figure it out on his own…? update: Democratic strategist Ellis Henican emails, “Christ. And here … A protein wisdom exclusive! 9 lines / phrases cut from the final draft of tonight’s Arnold Schwarzenegger address to the RNC“[...] unlike John Kerry, who couldn’t lift one of Michael Moore’s man boobies.” protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 10It’s not official yet, but I think I just talked National Review’s Rich Lowry into an actual pissing contest with Air America’s Al Franken. FOXNews’ Linda Vester has agreed to judge it. I’m off now to buy a case of … Skeet Ulrich comments on Senator John McCain’s RNC address“John who? Dude, how’d you get into my trailer? Seriously, you can’t be in here. I don’t even know you.”*
**** protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 8I was scheduled to do a brief 5-minute spot on Laura Ingraham’s radio show early this morning, but I slept through it after polishing off several bottles of bourbon last night with a pair of Wyoming delegates who kept giving … protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 7Observations from the convention floor: Angie Harmon smells of honeysuckle and cloves—her glowing skin the color of sun-baked mahogany, her voice the sultry hum of Mezcal and cigarettes and late night conversations with friends on the deck of a rented … August 30, 2004
protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 6Did Happy Hour at some sports bar a block or so from the Garden—overpriced hot wings and pitchers of Bass Ale with FOXNews’ Martha MacCallum and a sound engineer from WBAP in Dallas, Rory Pogatch. Sitting just down the bar … More “Root Causes”From the BBC: “French hostages plead for lives” Two French journalists held hostage in Iraq have urged their government to lift a ban on Muslim headscarves in schools to save their lives. The men also called on French people to … My first brief conversation with the Big AppleBig Apple: “So. I hear you like to beat on defenseless little apples. With a shovel, no less.” me: “Well, no, not really –” Big Apple: “– Sure you do. Don’t lie to me. You like to take a shovel to … |
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