Archive for: July 2004

Kerry:  “Am I allowed to tax tax increases?  Because I’ve been running some numbers here, and I think I might be on to something…”

update:  “Well what about fish sandwiches and french fries, then?  Can I at least double tax those?”

Nope, not invited. 

…As if that’s going to stop me…

I could strike you dead right now if I wanted to, but I won’t.  Because I’m a decent guy.  Now go on and live your life.  Go. Hurry up. Before I change my mind.

Deadbeat neighbor: “Where have you been the last few days?”

Me: “Boston. At the convention.”

Deadbeat neighbor: “What, like a comic book convention or something?”

Me: “More or less, yeah.”

Let’s never mention that again. 

“I am the giver of life,

champion to domesticated

rodents thrown suddenly

     from small boats.

“Would Bush blow air into

a black rat’s mouth? Or would

Licorice have died right there in

the water, dreaming of one …

Uncanny, isn’t it?

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h/t Dario

see also: Jeff Jarvis and Steven Taylor (h/t Mark)

Woke up under a pile of windbreakers and ponchos in the backseat of James Taylor’s tour bus at about 3 am EST, one of the Kerry daughters passed out nude in the aisle, Tipper Gore folded over JT’s lap like …

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see also:  Bill, TalkLeft, ASV, Malkin, Steve Green, Captain Ed, Instapundit, Ace, Jay Reding, QandO and John Beck

Carol King.  Quaaludes.  Glow sticks.  More Quaaludes.  Scads of dancing liberals in crazy ritual headgear…

This is all really freaky, man…

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update:  uh, what was it I was going to say…?

update 2:  oh yeah.  I had this really strange …