Archive for: March 2004

From the cutting room floor, ABC News, continued:

20/20’s Barbara Walters: “Your husband has been accused of being a ‘flip-flopper,’ Teresa — of changing positions to suit …

Oh yeah. Let’s not forget this, either.

Me, I force myself to think about it every time I spread brie on a water cracker or pour myself a snort of Cognac. Or, y’know, curse the Jews.

Gut check time, America.

And that goes for our military leadership, too. Time to stop worrying about world opinion and really respond to this kind of unprovoked savagery. The response should be swift and forceful. …

“Pregnant mother Kim Hasler spoke of her horror yesterday after she bit into a McDonalds takeaway and crunched on a human tooth. Kim said she was nearly sick when she found the object which has now been sent away …

“A West Virginia man who fell down an escalator at an airport sued US Airways, alleging the airline didn’t warn him about the adverse affects of drinking alcohol on a plane.”Floyd W. Shuler, 61, filed the lawsuit against Virginia-based …

Reason’s Tim Cavanaugh thinks the Bushies should lay off of Richard Clarke and turn their attention instead to John Kerry:Weren’t you paying attention when all those former Clinton administration people (I’m not sure anymore, but it seems like it …

If you haven’t already done so, scroll down to the bottom of the page for today’s Chris Muir comic. Dead-bang on, if you ask me. Political theater of the absurd captured perfectly. Kudos, Chris.

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It’s one thing to come back. It’s quite another to come back and plant in my skull images of Madeleine Albright slowdancing with a husky North Korean dwarf. Because as you well know, my head is a …

Santa Monica has banned smoking on public beaches — presumably because the risk of developing cancer from second-hand beachsmoke is of enormous concern to oil-slathered sun worshippers browning themselves on teflon mats like lumpy West Coast taco meat.
“”It’s …

Advantage Fat Guy.