Archive for: July 2002

John Hawkins of Right Wing News scored an interview with Jon David, the man who hacked Al-Qaeda’s homepage. An excerpt:It literally took me 5 days to reach anyone in the FBI that had an even elementary grasp of …

FOXNews reports that a school of sharks has been spotted unusually close to the Southern California coastline.

I blame the Leftists.

At least 7 dead, scores more seriously injured in an attack on the cafeteria at Hebrew University in Jerusalem. Hamas has claimed responsibility.

“Witnesses initially said they believed a suicide bomber was responsible, but Israeli police …

Then sayeth the Lord, “Let there be irony…”

“A Little League umpire has filed an assault charge against a woman who allegedly tossed a water bottle near him after her son’s team lost a close tournament game.”Christopher Graham, 32, filed the complaint Wednesday with Piscataway police. He …

Need more info on that Godless American™ march on Washington? The Weekly Standard’s Jonathan Last has got you covered. In a secular sense, I mean.

Evidently, the New York Times doesn’t like it when experts in international and human rights law take it upon themselves to criticize the UN, Amnesty International, or Human Rights Watch….

Delaware government attorney and bi-coastal supersleuth Fritz Schrank uncovers a plot by the California Coastal Commission (the bureaucratic arm of the California Illuminati, my sources insist) to “send a message” to sand-n-surf-hoarding gajillionairre David Geffen.

Reached for comment, famed Illuminati chronicler (and one-time surfing and calamari enthusiast) Robert Anton Wilson mused, “counter to what you’d anticipate, if you sniff glue long enough, your chances of seeing some divine Being actually decrease…! Me, I’ve been living inside the bag for a coupla decades now, and I’ve yet to glimpse so much as a single Heavenly sandal. Weird, huh?”

No one is quite sure what Wilson is talking about — least of all me.

Stupid blogrolling. I wonder how long this page was down? Not the whole time I was asleep, I hope…?

Anyway, when blogrolling.com gets its act together, I’ll reinsert the script, and the sidelinks will reappear.

Senate lawmakers on Tuesday delivered an important message to the American people: “Citizens of the United States: We have nothing to fear…but fear itself!

“Oh, and fat kids.* We have nothing to …