Archive for: May 2002

May 31, 2002

Cutting to the Quick

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Superstar Bill Quick has asked me to pass on some info, and I’m happy to do so. Here’t is:Stacy Tabb of Sekimori has just finished redesigning DailyPundit, and we’ve moved into the new digs.

I expect we’ll have the same problems Glenn and Stephen did for the first day or two, until DNS propagates. At any rate, DailyPundit can now be linked directly at http://64.247.33.2/~icebergw, but after DNS settles down, http://www.dailypundit.com should take you right there. (That URL is already working for some folks).

Go visit. New design looks kinda classy.

Yes, but can they cook…?

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Well, I’m off to the propoganda mill for a stretch. Fear not, though, because I leave you with a link to 15 political blogs that John Hawkins of “Right Wing News” concludes are better than this one.

Soil-and-Green is People

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There are are least 5-10 regular readers of this site (many of them my longtime friends who, sadly, are wrong about nearly everything) who get inflamed whenever I post stories or commentary critical of the environmental movement. Or, as …

Kofi’s Pin Cushions

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“‘Suicide bomber kills 3,’ the headline reports.

“It’s become an all-too-familiar story in urban settings in Israel, as terrorists wage a war of attrition against beleaguered civilians surrounded by a sea of hostility.

“But the rising death toll from such atrocities is only half the story, says a radiologist from Evanston Northwestern Healthcare in Illinois. The other, untold part is the horrors the survivors of such gruesome attacks must endure — sometimes for the rest of their lives.”

So begins this sobering story from WorldNetDaily, “Survivors face agony in suicide attacks.” Listen rarr;X-rays taken from victims of suicide bombings reveal pieces of metallic fragments embedded in their skin, muscles, organs and bones, says Dr. Michael Messing, who visited the victims of suicide bombings while at the Hadassah Hospital in Jerusalem. Suicide bombers pack their bombs with nails and other objects so even survivors of suicide bombings will suffer from the bomb’s effects.

‘They’re trying to maximize the number of people they kill and injure,’ said Messing of the terrorists.

These bombs, which Messing says are sometimes funded by Palestinian authorities including Yasser Arafat, are packed with spikes, nails, screws, nuts, bullets, mortar, ball bearings and even rat poison.

‘What were originally created for constructive purposes have been transformed by Arab terrorists into cruel, deadly, destructive projectiles,’ said Messing. ‘The nails fly like bullets, head first, penetrating skin, flesh and bone. The unprecedented wave of suicide bombings has presented a whole new set of medical challenges.’

When modern technology meets Medieval barbarity[...] Reports of people being injured in suicide bombings are not rare. Since September 2000, 498 Israelis have been killed and 4,021 injured in acts of Palestinian violence. In suicide bombings alone, 208 Israelis have died. On Monday, there were several reports on the suicide bomber who killed an 18-month-old baby girl and her grandmother and left 27 people injured. The reports, however, rarely go into the medical details to explain just what is meant by ‘injured.’

[...] Messing said one of the victims he saw while in Jerusalem had around 300 individual metallic fragments within his body. The metal fragments, measuring from millimeters to centimeters, were imbedded in the young man literally from head to toe, he said.

‘Several of the fragments penetrated into his vital organs. He sustained a punctured colon, a collapsed lung, and a lacerated liver and kidney. I could actually feel the nails under his skin where they had burrowed and lodged,’ Messing recalls.

The victim underwent painstaking hours of exploration to try to remove the metal fragments that were accessible.

‘He suffered multiple organ injuries, but was saved with successful emergency room care and surgery,’ he said. ‘Other victims suffered amputated limbs, severe burns, fractures, lacerations, paralysis, deafness and blindness.’

Sometimes the fragments will cause more damage if they are taken out, Messing said, so some of the victims live the rest of their agonizing lives with shrapnel still inside of them.

‘It is common knowledge here that light injury can be losing a limb; medium is nearly dead or doubtful if he will live or radically altered functionality,’ Legomsky says. ‘Serious almost always means most of these victims wish they were dead physically.’

Perhaps the UN should put photos of the kind shown above into their fundraising literature. The caption could read, “Your Contributions At Work.” Of course, they’d probably only want to distribute those particular brochures in Islamist strongholds. And perhaps in France, Belgium, and Paterson, New Jersey…

May 30, 2002

Now here’s how you handle an exam question…

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From news.com.au:The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid term.

The answer was so ‘profound’ that the Professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of …

Straight from Funk and Wagnall’s front porch

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“A 13-year-old Brooklyn boy stunned his teacher yesterday when he brought preserved Siamese twin fetuses to school for a macabre show-and-tell session, officials said.

“The boy unveiled the mayonnaise jar containing the decades-old human fetuses — a bizarre family heirloom — around 2 p.m. during a science fair at Public School 36 in East New York,” the Daily News reports.The boy had warned his teacher that he planned to bring in the fetuses but ignored instructions to leave it at home.

[...] After the boy pulled out the formaldehyde-filled jar, his teacher quickly stuffed it back into the student’s knapsack and called cops.

Catie Marshall, a Board of Education spokeswoman, said no other children saw the grotesque exhibit.

The boy told cops he borrowed the jar containing the fetuses — estimated at four to five months’ term –rom his mother’s boyfriend. The boyfriend said he inherited it from his grandmother after her death a decade ago.

Uh, sorry to interrupt, but how’d you’ve liked to be at that reading of the will? “To my granddaughter Alicia, I leave my fine china, the silver service set, and my 1982 Oldsmobile. And to my darling grandson Devlin, I leave a couple of well-pickled preemies, joined at the skull basin and wedged feet-first into a formaldehyde-filled mason jar…”He said the grandmother told relatives she had kept the fetuses in a jar for decades. The relatives said they had no idea where the fetuses came from, the boyfriend said.

Police refused to touch the jar, which started leaking, and called officials from the medical examiner’s office.

Although cops are investigating, no charges were expected to be filed against the boy or his family.

Thank goodness for that. The minute we start making it a crime to bottle dead kids, the terrorists will have won…

Yo, my chocolate’s on the inside…!

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Speaking of hangin’ with the homies, in his review of “The Eminem Show,” the Weekly Standard’s David Skinner busts a coupla’

Rapper’s Delight

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For the French, it’s perfectly okay to finance Palestinian terror mills or defend tyrannical autocrats bent on developing weapons of mass destruction. But try spanking your monkey just once on teevee, and it’s hefty fine time, monsieur…

Sacre bleu and pass the cheese…!

Das Seuss mir leit…

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A portion of Lileks’ latest bleat is devoted to the detailed interpretation of “Ten Apples on Top,” a story Lileks suggests is “Dr. Seuss’s leanist narrative,” an “economic parable of staggering complexity.” Not surprisingly, though, the reliably political …

Ain’t Never Gonna Do It Without the Pej On

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Sexy Male Blog Sensation Pejman Yousefzadeh fact-checks Jak King’s ass and finds him, well, confused.

The saddest part? Apparently, Jak got his own writings wrong this time…

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