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Shannon Elizabeth comments on Captain Ed’s decision to shut down Captain’s Quarters in favor of a spot on Michelle Malkin’s Hot Air
TweetElizabeth: “I don’t have the foggiest idea who this Captain Ed guy is, to be honest — but if he owns a really nice boat and can score us some X, I’d be willing to give him a shot. ” … Continue reading
Peter Fonda comments on President Ahmanihoweveritsspelled's visit to Columbia University
TweetFonda: “There was a time in the late 60s when Morningside Heights was like, a total hotbed of political activity — a place where the Black Power movement met up with cultural aestheticians, avant garde artists, young intellectuals, and far … Continue reading
Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the WaPo story touting an unnamed official’s leaking of a “strikingly negative” draft progress report on the surge strategy
TweetGarrett: “I once had an unsourced leak myself, but a doctor at the clinic on Sunset was able to treat it with an aggressive regimen of hot compresses and ciprofloxacin. “It wasn’t until much later that I found out who … Continue reading
Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the University of Cardiff study showing that women in their 40s are more likely to binge drink than their younger counterparts
TweetGarrett: “Well, I guess I could speculate about why this might be — depression over aging, the pressures of work, loneliness — but, hell, why bother, man? “Bottom line? That’s just more late night tail for me. And what makes … Continue reading
Shannon Elizabeth comments on Michael Moore's controversial new documentary on the state of health care, Sicko
TweetElizabeth: “Actually, I haven’t seen it yet — though for the record, I can’t see myself disliking a movie that demands the government foot the bill for those insanely expensive henna infusion treatments I use to keep my nipples shiny … Continue reading
Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the deepening of the Rosie O'Donnell / Elisabeth Hasselback falling out
TweetGarrett: “It’s unfortunate, but in this business — the entertainment business, I mean, not drug rehab — these kinds of messy divorces happen sometimes. To give you just one example, Susanna Hoffs, whom I once considered a good friend, still … Continue reading
Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the recent Keith Richards revelation that he snorted his cremated father’s ashes
TweetGarrett: “I realize it isn’t quite the same thing, but one time up in Canyon City, Jimmy Baio, Jackie Earle Haley, and I were so high from huffing model glue that we actually rummaged through a Quizno’s dumpster for an … Continue reading
Peter Fonda lays odds on Senator Hillary Clinton’s chances of becomiing the first female President of the United States
TweetFonda: “Well, to be honest with you, man, while I totally dig the, like, enormous leeway of her message, her voice always makes my balls kinda climb up inside my abdomen. And you gotta admit, four years is an awful … Continue reading
Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on Time blogger Joe Klein’s recent post suggesting that, because conservatives wear short skirts, he can understand how many progressives would be justified in raping the dirty skanks
TweetGarrett: “Say, you think this Klein dude would be willing to front me some of whatever the hell it is he’s snorting? Because seriously, I could probably cut it with cornstarch and turn a 400% profit for him—and that’s just … Continue reading
Shannon Elizabeth comments on "white privilege" as it obtains in feminist circles
TweetElizabeth: “One time, while explaining to Marlon Wayans and Method Man why it wasn’t cool for them to pin me down and smear my breasts with Coconut milk and Aveeno, I had what we sisters like to call an epiphany … Continue reading →
27. April 2008 by Jeff G.
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