Category Archives for from the protein wisdom conceptual series
“the yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships, 35†(from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
Tweetyin: “Some days, I just want to come home, draw a nice hot bath, light a few scented candles, have a glass of really good red wine, and let the bubbles and bath oils melt away my troubles. You know?” … Continue reading
“The forty acres and a mule follow-up x 6 post†(from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
TweetNot to look a gift horse in the mouth, but now that we’re here, I can’t help but think how forty acres, a mule, and one of them badass DR Trimmer Mowers would have been, like, so tits! I mean, … Continue reading
a post that performs some of protein wisdom’s infamous bitter, fluffy content (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
TweetWhat is that, a marshmallow? Because if it is, get it out of my sight. Trust me, I used to date a marshmallow that looked just like that one. And what a no-good cheating bitch that thing turned out to … Continue reading
The “I think your doorbell might be busted or something” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
Tweet knock knock… KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK–! “– Oh, you’re home, sorry. Dude, I think your doorbell might be busted or something.”
The "the Obama glares at reporters who dare interrupt his enjoying a delicious waffle (represented iconographically) post" post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
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The “So, Jeff. Have you stopped beating your wife yet?” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
TweetOf course I have. You know as well as I do my shovel is in the shop. Like I’d risk splitting a nail. Use your heads, people!
Saturday morning free writing exercise (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
Tweetit’s been over three decades and I still haven’t the foggiest idea what Gumby is supposed to be — a fact made even more distressing by the intrusion, into what once I thought must be some alien universe, of his … Continue reading
protein wisdom reduces President Bush's latest speech to its tonal essence, then depicts it iconographically (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
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911 remembered: a moment of silence (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
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The "paranoia performative post" post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
TweetJust because I don’t get the point of this stupid post doesn’t mean I believe there isn’t one — or that it isn’t somehow aimed at me. In fact, I can almost hear you laughing right now. Dick.
