Category Archives for from the protein wisdom conceptual series

September 24, 2008

“the yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships, 36” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Tweetyin: “Y’know, I can remember when I used to come into a room and I could just tell you were genuinely happy to see me.” yang: “Uh huh. And I can remember when I used to come period. So can … Continue reading

24. September 2008 by Jeff G.
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September 5, 2008

variations on a theme: The “an ordinary clock glimpsed in its moment of brief Obamalot awakening” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Tweettic tic tic tic “…Uh, so. You think, like, Hillary’s got anything or her plate just now? Because I think we got off on the wrong foot, the two of us…”** tic tic tic **** (thanks to sdferr)

05. September 2008 by Jeff G.
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August 28, 2008

“the yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships, 35” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Tweetyin: “Some days, I just want to come home, draw a nice hot bath, light a few scented candles, have a glass of really good red wine, and let the bubbles and bath oils melt away my troubles. You know?” … Continue reading

28. August 2008 by Jeff G.
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August 9, 2008

“The forty acres and a mule follow-up x 6 post” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

TweetNot to look a gift horse in the mouth, but now that we’re here, I can’t help but think how forty acres, a mule, and one of them badass DR Trimmer Mowers would have been, like, so tits! I mean, … Continue reading

09. August 2008 by Jeff G.
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July 20, 2008

a post that performs some of protein wisdom’s infamous bitter, fluffy content (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

TweetWhat is that, a marshmallow? Because if it is, get it out of my sight. Trust me, I used to date a marshmallow that looked just like that one. And what a no-good cheating bitch that thing turned out to … Continue reading

20. July 2008 by Jeff G.
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July 8, 2008

The “I think your doorbell might be busted or something” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Tweet knock knock… KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK–! “– Oh, you’re home, sorry. Dude, I think your doorbell might be busted or something.”

08. July 2008 by Jeff G.
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April 22, 2008

The "the Obama glares at reporters who dare interrupt his enjoying a delicious waffle (represented iconographically) post" post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

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22. April 2008 by Jeff G.
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November 19, 2007

The “So, Jeff. Have you stopped beating your wife yet?” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

TweetOf course I have. You know as well as I do my shovel is in the shop. Like I’d risk splitting a nail. Use your heads, people!

19. November 2007 by Jeff G.
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September 22, 2007

Saturday morning free writing exercise (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Tweetit’s been over three decades and I still haven’t the foggiest idea what Gumby is supposed to be — a fact made even more distressing by the intrusion, into what once I thought must be some alien universe, of his … Continue reading

22. September 2007 by Jeff G.
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September 14, 2007

protein wisdom reduces President Bush's latest speech to its tonal essence, then depicts it iconographically (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

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14. September 2007 by Jeff G.
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