Category Archives for armadillo

September 28, 2012

You know, it’s Friday, and it’s been a very tough week for you and us both, emotionally speaking, so if ever there was a time for a little, you know, dancing

Tweet– Hells no. In fact, he’s really in my doghouse right now (literally; I’ve got the opening shored up with an ironing board and some gorilla glue). And that’s because yesterday the little panzer rat nearly got me into deep … Continue reading

28. September 2012 by Jeff G.
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July 19, 2012

Friday. Right?

TweetDon’t even think about it. Ever since the Roberts ruling, the little armored bastard’s been pulling tax revenue from local hookers for the various things they refuse to do. His best yet? Was when he got this one spackle-faced trollop … Continue reading

19. July 2012 by Jeff G.
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November 19, 2010

It's Friday, Jeff, and we thought that given the new site modifications, perhaps you could put in a word –

TweetWell, you all thought wrong. Not only will the little bastard not dance — but he’s refusing even to get up out of the Barcalounger until (and I’m paraphrasing here) someone explains to him why it’s perfectly fine to get … Continue reading

19. November 2010 by Jeff G.
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May 14, 2010

It’s Friday, Jeff. And considering how we’ve weathered a week of technical talk about signs and signifiers and such, we thought maybe –

Tweet — yeah, well, you thought wrong. Seems having your shell “bedazzled” is not only surprisingly expensive, but it requires that you lie mostly still and belly down for a couple three hours even after leaving the salon. So not … Continue reading

14. May 2010 by Jeff G.
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May 14, 2010

It's Friday, Jeff. And considering how we've weathered a week of technical talk about signs and signifiers and such, we thought maybe –

Tweet– yeah, well, you thought wrong. Seems having your shell “bedazzled” is not only surprisingly expensive, but it requires that you lie mostly still and belly down for a couple three hours even after leaving the salon. So not only … Continue reading

14. May 2010 by Jeff G.
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April 30, 2010

Hiya, big guy! We were just wondering, this being Friday and all, if maybe –

Tweet — Sorry, not this weekend, guys. Seems when somebody heard about the new Arizona border security law he saw a niche market opening for a “coyote pimp hand” and off he went, forty bucks, snakeskin boots, and a jar … Continue reading

30. April 2010 by Jeff G.
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April 2, 2010

You know what day it is, right? Howsabout you trot the little guy out and let him do his thing –

TweetWell, I would if I could. But the truth is, he took off about three days ago with the twenty bucks I gave him for his old Gibson acoustic and a ratty rucksack stuffed with cheese sandwiches and port wine. … Continue reading

02. April 2010 by Jeff G.
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March 26, 2010

Hey! It just occurred to us that this is Friday — and now that you’re back at least semi-regularly, is there any chance — ?

Tweet — No. But don’t blame me. After all, I’m not the one who brewed several pots of tea from a handful of Elephant Creeper seeds, then spent the next thirty-six hours fighting off “the army of the House of … Continue reading

26. March 2010 by Jeff G.
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