Category: The protein wisdom original poems

January 22, 2010

The Everlasting Gobstopper Poem, part 2

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Most awkward,
however, was when
Willy said to young
Charlie Bucket, “No,
that is not an
Everlasting Gobstopper
in my pocket,
and yes, I am
so very happy
      to
            see
                  you.”

May 27, 2009

And Shun the Frumious Bantershite [Dan Collins]

Mark Levin, guest posting, has a takedown of Frum posted at Dan Riehl’s site. If you missed him stomping on Dreher, it’s here.

I’m just going to note for the record that the infighting between RINOs and conservatives …

May 5, 2009

Feliz Cinco de Cinco! [Dan Collins]

On behalf of the Protein Wisdom community, I’d like to join Presidente Barack Obama con Carne in wishing our Mexican readers a muy refrito Cinco de Cinco y muchas cervezas frias! Arriba! Andale! Limon! Provecho! …

March 26, 2009

For those who haven’t seen it already…

JournoList revealed.

Think “Woodward and Bernstein bring down Nixon,” only replace “Woodward and Bernstein bring down Nixon” with “A bunch of guys who were beaten up daily in junior high show why they almost certainly had it coming.”

Murrow wept.

****
update: …

March 18, 2009

Today’s imaginary conversation between a boy and his black Lab, Petey: installment 2

boy: “You know, I really do apologize to you, little guy.”

dog: …

boy: “I certainly never meant to offend you. I hope you know that.”

dog: …

boy: “I mean, heck — who knew that my being …

March 4, 2009

Rick Moran on Rush and Newt [Dan Collins]

Rick’s got a post up, analyzing how, in his view, Limbaugh is a political fantasist who is hurting the Republican Party and conservatism in general. I’m not going to reproduce bits and pieces of it here, because it’s …

December 8, 2008

KSM and Associates Cite Torture in Guilty Plea [Dan Collins]

American due process too tedious for them to suffer any longer.

December 7, 2008

Brits World Champions of “Bed-Hopping” (Among Industrialized Nationalities) [Dan Collins]

You lot were turned on by the accent, weren’t you?

Brits may have a reputation for being buttoned-up, but they lead the world in bed-hopping, according to a new study.

A new international “promiscuity index” names Britain as the major industrialized …

November 11, 2008

“the reindeers are cool poem”

reindeers are cool — if
by cool you mean, “are
forced to carry around
a fat man in a red suit
who from what I gather
isn’t much interested in
bringing me a pair of
PRPS jeans, or even an
XBox 360 with Blu-Ray.”

The
     tubby
          fuck.

October 10, 2008

I’m groggy and reeling from needles and proddings

Thankfully, dicentra put together a 5-part series over at the Pub, “Fisking Alinksy,” that goes through Rules for Radicals and carefully debones it — which should provide you with plenty of reading material while I rest.

Do check it out.

And …

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