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June 30, 2011

a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines Barack Obama as an unusually — but delightfully — candid Bermuda / Devil's Triangle

TweetLet me be clear: I am nothing more than a sea lane, plus some bullshit.

30. June 2011 by Jeff G.
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June 17, 2011

a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines disgraced Democrat ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner as the narrator of a 1970s Bread song

TweetIf a picture paints a thousand words, then why can’t I jack-off in peace?

17. June 2011 by Jeff G.
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May 24, 2011

The "'the sky is the color of dirty dishwater' poem" poem

TweetThe sky is the color of dirty dishwater, a sodden gray, like wet concrete — or like Michael Moore’s fat face after four plus hours at the Country Kitchen buffet.

24. May 2011 by Jeff G.
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March 30, 2011

The "thank god it's hump day" poem

TweetThank god it’s hump day! — And not only that, but we’ve made it through yet another Wednesday,      to           boot!

30. March 2011 by Jeff G.
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March 28, 2011

a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines Barack Obama as a complex man of exceptional rhetorical nuance

Tweet“Let me be clear,” he always begins. Then he lies like a rug made from dead whores.

28. March 2011 by Jeff G.
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January 27, 2011

The “why I ? high speed trains” poem

TweetI ♥ high speed trains because, comparatively- speaking, sitting next to that one guy who smells like corned-beef hash and fisting, lasts a whole lot longer      on           the                bus.

27. January 2011 by Jeff G.
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October 11, 2010

The "this site definitely needs more doggerel poetry" poem

TweetThis site most definitely needs more doggerel poetry. Much like a monkey needs more bananas, or a drunk armadillo needs a few more bumps, and fifty extra bucks to pay for soiling that club-footed hooker’s vintage         rubber                  bodice.

11. October 2010 by Jeff G.
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October 11, 2010

The “this site definitely needs more doggerel poetry” poem

TweetThis site most definitely needs more doggerel poetry. Much like a monkey needs more bananas, or a drunk armadillo needs a few more bumps, and fifty extra bucks to pay for soiling that club-footed hooker’s vintage         rubber                  bodice.

11. October 2010 by Jeff G.
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May 19, 2010

The "Reimagining the Beatles (as a function of their own peculiar mythology)" haiku

TweetThe walrus is Paul. — Which, that would make Ringo, like, coral or some such.

19. May 2010 by Jeff G.
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May 19, 2010

The “Reimagining the Beatles (as a function of their own peculiar mythology)” haiku

TweetThe walrus is Paul. — Which, that would make Ringo, like, coral or some such.

19. May 2010 by Jeff G.
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