Category Archives for The protein wisdom original poems
The "this site definitely needs more doggerel poetry" poem
TweetThis site most definitely needs more doggerel poetry. Much like a monkey needs more bananas, or a drunk armadillo needs a few more bumps, and fifty extra bucks to pay for soiling that club-footed hooker’s vintage rubber bodice.
The “this site definitely needs more doggerel poetry” poem
TweetThis site most definitely needs more doggerel poetry. Much like a monkey needs more bananas, or a drunk armadillo needs a few more bumps, and fifty extra bucks to pay for soiling that club-footed hooker’s vintage rubber bodice.
The "Reimagining the Beatles (as a function of their own peculiar mythology)" haiku
TweetThe walrus is Paul. – Which, that would make Ringo, like, coral or some such.
The “Reimagining the Beatles (as a function of their own peculiar mythology)” haiku
TweetThe walrus is Paul. – Which, that would make Ringo, like, coral or some such.
The “classical liberalism performed” haiku
TweetPersonally, I don’t care who you fuck. Why do you care that I don’t…?
The Everlasting Gobstopper Poem, part 2
TweetMost awkward, however, was when Willy said to young Charlie Bucket, “No, that is not an Everlasting Gobstopper in my pocket, and yes, I am so very happy to see you.”
And Shun the Frumious Bantershite [Dan Collins]
TweetMark Levin, guest posting, has a takedown of Frum posted at Dan Riehl’s site. If you missed him stomping on Dreher, it’s here. I’m just going to note for the record that the infighting between RINOs and conservatives has reached … Continue reading
Feliz Cinco de Cinco! [Dan Collins]
TweetOn behalf of the Protein Wisdom community, I’d like to join Presidente Barack Obama con Carne in wishing our Mexican readers a muy refrito Cinco de Cinco y muchas cervezas frias! Arriba! Andale! Limon! Provecho! Cronchy! Sabor! Obama! Espejo! Eres … Continue reading
For those who haven’t seen it already…
TweetJournoList revealed. Think “Woodward and Bernstein bring down Nixon,” only replace “Woodward and Bernstein bring down Nixon” with “A bunch of guys who were beaten up daily in junior high show why they almost certainly had it coming.” Murrow wept. … Continue reading
Today’s imaginary conversation between a boy and his black Lab, Petey: installment 2
Tweetboy: “You know, I really do apologize to you, little guy.” dog: … boy: “I certainly never meant to offend you. I hope you know that.” dog: … boy: “I mean, heck — who knew that my being white and … Continue reading
