Category Archives for The protein wisdom original poems

August 1, 2014

The “The ‘Hamas is a persecuted victim of the Zionist racists’ haiku” haiku

TweetOur trees scream out, “a Jew hides behind me!” Too bad they can’t quite spot missiles yet…

01. August 2014 by Jeff G.

January 6, 2014

“decade: a haiku”

TweetFor Satchel, on his 10th birthday. Ten years ago you came crying into our lives. We’ve smiled ever since. **** Happy birthday, son. Your mother and I love you and couldn’t be prouder of the young man you’ve become.

06. January 2014 by Jeff G.

September 3, 2013

an obligatory Tim Tebow haiku

Tweet‘Bye, Tim.  As the sun sets on your dream, look North: God likes Canada, too!    

03. September 2013 by Jeff G.

August 19, 2013

a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines Ronald Reagan as Barack Obama

Tweet“Freedom ain’t passed through the blood stream. Unless you buy the good shit and snort it.”

19. August 2013 by Jeff G.

August 8, 2013

Let’s play, “gauge the mood at protein wisdom”!

TweetYour clue comes in the form of a limerick. First to correctly assess the mood wins. The prize being the satisfaction of having won. Ready? Here we go. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose face was so long … Continue reading

08. August 2013 by Jeff G.

July 29, 2013

A haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines Patrick Henry as cyber stud (and Mayoral candidate) “Carlos Danger”

Tweet“Give me liberty or give me death! Though texts of my junk works, too.”  

29. July 2013 by Jeff G.

October 10, 2012

The “1984-now, Elisabeth Shue looks fantastic!” haiku

TweetElisabeth Shue still looks fantastic! While me, my balls now sag. Life’s not fair.

10. October 2012 by Jeff G.

July 9, 2012

The Lapsed Prude’s confession haiku, 2

TweetDuring the summer I ogle in good conscience. Because, well, tube tops.  

09. July 2012 by Jeff G.

January 6, 2012

I get emails, redux

TweetFrom erstwhile Moby “RyanBacon,” who doesn’t much like that he can’t get back on to comment under his latest identity: Jeff, I hate to break it to you, but your little circle of sycophants is suffering from some serious PMS. … Continue reading

06. January 2012 by Jeff G.

September 15, 2011

the "my morning coffee" poem

TweetMy morning coffee poem is a love poem dedicated to the release I feel when a hefty loaf is pinched off just so.

15. September 2011 by Jeff G.

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