Category Archives for Talking back to 80s music

August 11, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 31

TweetWell, for one thing you can try checking the door when you first wake up.  That way, if you don’t see a head you can be pretty sure it was a dream.  QED.  …Christ, this ain’t rocket science, goth boy. … Continue reading

11. August 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 22, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 30

TweetShe could hear the highway breathing, you say…?  Well, I’m no expert, but it sounds to me like she was doing more with the grass than just lying in it.  Try offering her some Cool Ranch Doritos.  Cool Ranch Doritos … Continue reading

22. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 16, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 29

TweetWell, that certainly explains why everybody’s speaking Spanish. But it doesn’t make those burro rental commercials any less freaky, I can tell you that much… Wall of Voodoo, “Mexican Radio”

16. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 1, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 28

TweetUh, how the fuck can a reflex be lonely? And don’t give me any of that crap about “poetic license” or “symbolism” either, you pack of whiny-synthed prettyboys. I want a man‘s answer. “The Reflex,” Duran Duran **** for Stacy

01. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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June 19, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 27

TweetOh c’mon. If religion really were the smile on a dog, Steven Tyler would be freakin’ Pope, am I right? “What am I,” Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians update: I said, am I right…?

19. June 2004 by Jeff G.
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June 10, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 26

TweetYou can’t afford a thing on TV? Like, not even one of those cheapass pastacookerstrainer dealies? No offense, dude, but you need a job. “Electric Avenue,” Eddy Grant

10. June 2004 by Jeff G.
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June 7, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 25

TweetWell, let’s say we make it just one little pink house, okay? And you go ahead and keep it. I’d just as soon sleep here in the van.“Little Pink Houses,” John Cougar Mellancamp

07. June 2004 by Jeff G.
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June 3, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 24

TweetYeah? Well salt and pepper’s here, too — only it’s not quite so glamorous when you’re talking about ear hair and the like. So, y’know, shut up, you couple of frolicky tarts. “Push It,” Salt-N-Pepa

03. June 2004 by Jeff G.
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June 2, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 23

TweetNein, all ist nicht klar. Und ruft mich nicht ‘der Kommissar,’ arschloch — Ich bin Jeff, lord des tanzes. “Der Kommissar,” Falco

02. June 2004 by Jeff G.
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May 28, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 22

Tweet“Pink torpedo,” did you say? Well. How delightfully descriptive. “Big Bottoms,” Spinal Tap

28. May 2004 by Jeff G.
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