Category Archives for Talking back to 80s music

October 23, 2005

Talking back to 80s music, 46

TweetNot me.  In fact, I’d be content just to rule, say, Trenton, New Jersey—provided it has a Sizzler and a decent strip club.  But then, I’ve never been terribly ambitious, either. “Everybody Wants To Rule the World,” Tears for Fears.

23. October 2005 by Jeff G.
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August 25, 2005

Talking back to 80s music, 45

TweetYou were a gigolo, I think you mean.  Now you’re just a confused-looking middle-aged guy in inappropriately tight pants. “Just a Gigolo,” David Lee Roth

25. August 2005 by Jeff G.
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June 3, 2005

The “Michael Jackson reflects on his life as he awaits the jury verdict” poem

Tweetfor Diana Ross You know, I’m really beginning to regret the whole stupid one glove      thing, Bubbles. And all that drunken little boy sex?  Man, what a PR disaster that’s      turned into…

03. June 2005 by Jeff G.
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May 10, 2005

Talking back to 80s music, 44

TweetThanks, but if it’s all the same to you I think I’m just gonna, y’know, keep it.  Man. Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Give It Away”

10. May 2005 by Jeff G.
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April 26, 2005

Talking back to 80s music, 43

TweetSure, but that was back in, what, 1983…?  That small cafe is now an Autozone, and the only reason you’d pass it as shadows fall these days is if you’re in the market for some crank or a $25 blowjob … Continue reading

26. April 2005 by Jeff G.
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February 8, 2005

Talking back to 80s music, 42

TweetUh huh.  And I’m hot for the counter girl at Heavenly Ham.  What’s your point?  “Hot for Teacher,” Van Halen

08. February 2005 by Jeff G.
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October 15, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 35

TweetWhat the fuck is a ‘speedball,’ anyway?  Do you mean fastball?  Because if so, that’s just sad, man… “Glory Days,” Bruce Springsteen

15. October 2004 by Jeff G.
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September 18, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 34

TweetI had that same dream.  Only in my dream, the rowboat becomes a 1966 Corvette convertible 4-speed, and instead of doing a load of laundry, the chick dresses up like Little Bo Peep and begs me to spank her with … Continue reading

18. September 2004 by Jeff G.
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August 26, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 33

TweetSo.  Buy yourself some chaps and a hat and get to it, then.  Just keep your spurs off my couch. “I Wanna Be A Cowboy,” Boys Don’t Cry …you’re welcome, Ash

26. August 2004 by Jeff G.
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August 18, 2004

Talking back to 80s music, 32

TweetNope, sorry lady. This train goes to Albuquerque.  Dennis DeYoung, “Desert Moon”

18. August 2004 by Jeff G.
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