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TweetNot me. In fact, I’d be content just to rule, say, Trenton, New Jersey—provided it has a Sizzler and a decent strip club. But then, I’ve never been terribly ambitious, either. “Everybody Wants To Rule the World,” Tears for Fears.
Talking back to 80s music, 45
TweetYou were a gigolo, I think you mean. Now you’re just a confused-looking middle-aged guy in inappropriately tight pants. “Just a Gigolo,” David Lee Roth
The “Michael Jackson reflects on his life as he awaits the jury verdict” poem
Tweetfor Diana Ross You know, I’m really beginning to regret the whole stupid one glove thing, Bubbles. And all that drunken little boy sex? Man, what a PR disaster that’s turned into…
Talking back to 80s music, 44
TweetThanks, but if it’s all the same to you I think I’m just gonna, y’know, keep it. Man. Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Give It Away”
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TweetSure, but that was back in, what, 1983…? That small cafe is now an Autozone, and the only reason you’d pass it as shadows fall these days is if you’re in the market for some crank or a $25 blowjob … Continue reading
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TweetUh huh. And I’m hot for the counter girl at Heavenly Ham. What’s your point? “Hot for Teacher,” Van Halen
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TweetWhat the fuck is a ‘speedball,’ anyway? Do you mean fastball? Because if so, that’s just sad, man… “Glory Days,” Bruce Springsteen
Talking back to 80s music, 34
TweetI had that same dream. Only in my dream, the rowboat becomes a 1966 Corvette convertible 4-speed, and instead of doing a load of laundry, the chick dresses up like Little Bo Peep and begs me to spank her with … Continue reading
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TweetSo. Buy yourself some chaps and a hat and get to it, then. Just keep your spurs off my couch. “I Wanna Be A Cowboy,” Boys Don’t Cry …you’re welcome, Ash
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TweetNope, sorry lady. This train goes to Albuquerque. Dennis DeYoung, “Desert Moon”
