Category Archives for Scenes from my driveway

May 22, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 56

TweetDeadbeat neighbor:  “Is it true the Syrian army is fighting against us in Iraq?”* Me: “I dunno.  Who cares?” Deadbeat neighbor: “Well, wouldn’t that mean Syria is, y’know, declaring war on us?  That’s kind of a big deal, I would … Continue reading

22. May 2005 by Jeff G.
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May 15, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 55 (lazy Sunday edition)

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “Hiya.” Me: “Hey.” Deadbeat neighbor: Me: Deadbeat neighbor: Me: Deadbeat neighbor: “So….” Me: “Yep.”

15. May 2005 by Jeff G.
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May 7, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 53

TweetDeadbeat neighbor:  “So. What’d you think about that Laura Bush speech the other day?” Me: “I dunno.  Funny I guess.” Deadbeat neighbor:  “Yeah.  You can’t go wrong with horse penises, I always say.” Me: “I know.  And I’ve repeatedly asked … Continue reading

07. May 2005 by Jeff G.
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April 3, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 55

TweetDeadbeat neighbor:  “Man, what a gorgeous day, eh?” :  Deadbeat neighbor:  “So gorgeous, in fact, that you probably don’t want to be standing around with me, talking about how gorgeous it is…” : Deadbeat neighbor:  “…which would explain why you … Continue reading

03. April 2005 by Jeff G.
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March 20, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 54

TweetDeadbeat neighbor:  “Good morning! Happy first day of spring to you!” Me: “Is it spring already?  Wow.  Where does the time go?” Deadbeat neighbor:  “Well, uh… Me: “– That was a rhetorical question.” Deadbeat neighbor:  “Oh. Whew!  Thank goodness.” Me: … Continue reading

20. March 2005 by Jeff G.
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March 13, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 54

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “Man, when I was out here yesterday in my t-shirt and sandals, I never thought I’d be spending today shoveling 4 inches of snow off the sidewalk.” Me:  “8 inches, actually.” Deadbeat neighbor: “No, 4 inches.  Just heard … Continue reading

13. March 2005 by Jeff G.
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March 6, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 53

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “I’m thinking about buying a cowboy hat.  A nice one, too. Fitted.  And some kick-ass snakeskin boots.” Me: “Finally saw Urban Cowboy, did you?” Deadbeat neighbor: “Yeah. Oh—and a really huge brass belt buckle!  With a pair of … Continue reading

06. March 2005 by Jeff G.
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February 26, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 52

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “Beautiful day, eh?” Me: “Not if you happen to have a goiter the size of a kiwi, it isn’t.  Or an infected toenail that leaks green pus if you so much as look at it.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh. … Continue reading

26. February 2005 by Jeff G.
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January 30, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 51

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “If you’d like to stop over later for a few minutes to celebrate the Iraqi elections, that’d be really nice.” Me: “Oh, so you were following those, were you?  Good for you!  Sure, I’ll stop by for a … Continue reading

30. January 2005 by Jeff G.
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January 15, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 50

TweetDeadbeat neighbor:  “Cold out here today, eh?” Me:  “I AM A CITZEN JOURNALIST.  I DEMAND PIE!” Deadbeat neighbor:  Me:  Deadbeat neighbor:  Me: Deadbeat neighbor:  “Okay. Well, I’m gonna go inside and watch the playoffs…” Me:  “HUGH HEWITT IS MY MASTER!  … Continue reading

15. January 2005 by Jeff G.
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