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March 9, 2010

Scenes from my driveway, x65

TweetMe: “Heya, deadbeat neighbor! Long time! How’s tricks?” Deadbeat neighbor: “Beg pardon?” Me: “– Oh, shit, that’s right. I moved a while back, didn’t I? Which means you wouldn’t have the slightest idea what I’m talking about.” Deadbeat neighbor New-ish … Continue reading

09. March 2010 by Jeff G.
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July 4, 2008

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 64

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “I know what festive bunting is…” Me: “Sure. If you say so.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Fourth of July stuff and all.” Me: “Yup.” Deadbeat neighbor: “I mean, it’s not like I’m an idiot, you know…*” Me: “Okay.” Deadbeat neighbor: … Continue reading

04. July 2008 by Jeff G.
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October 8, 2007

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 63

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “Is that an Indian? — over there, pouring that Bickels’ new patio?” Me: “Nope. Just a Mexican day laborer with a sunburn.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Are you sure? Because the feathers –” Me: “– Fine, a Mexican day laborer … Continue reading

08. October 2007 by Jeff G.
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May 13, 2006

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 62

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “So.” Me: “So.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Sorry to hear about your whole craziness thing.” Me: “Thanks.” Deadbeat neighbor: Me: Deadbeat neighbor: “So what’s it like, if you don’t mind my asking?  Do you hear voices, or…” Me: “Honestly?  It … Continue reading

13. May 2006 by Jeff G.
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November 13, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 61

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “So.  Broncos-Raiders today, eh?” Me: “Broncos-Raiders.” Deadbeat neighbor: “You ready?” Me: “Does the Pope wear a funny hat?” Deadbeat neighbor: Me: “Yes. He does.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh I dunno.  I think his lid looks kinda fly.”

13. November 2005 by Jeff G.
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November 5, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 60

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “Nice out here, today.  Not quite Indian summer, but close.” Me: ”Native-American summer, you mean.  ‘Indian summer’ is culturally and racially offensive.” Deadbeat neighbor: “It is?” Me: “Yes. Unless you’re talking about a summer with like, one of … Continue reading

05. November 2005 by Jeff G.
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September 24, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 59

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “So, you heard New Orleans flooded again, right?—second time in a month?  That really sucks.”* Me:  “I’d imagine so, yes.” Deadbeat neighbor:  “No, I mean, that really sucks, trust me. Because once, at my old apartment? I overreached … Continue reading

24. September 2005 by Jeff G.
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July 2, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 58

TweetDeadbeat neighbor:  “So, I’m thinking about heading out to the Cherry Creek Arts Festival today.” Me:  “CHICKEN ARTS SUPPORTER!” Deadbeat neighbor:  “I beg your pardon –” Me:  “– You heard me.  YELLOW-BELLIED PHONY!” Deadbeat neighbor:  “Yeah, I heard you.  I’m … Continue reading

02. July 2005 by Jeff G.
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June 18, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 57

TweetDeadbeat neighbor:  “Is Thai food really spicy?” Me: “Depends.  Can be.  Why?” Deadbeat neighbor:  “Because I’m thinking about trying Thai food for lunch, but I’m not sure my stomach can handle it.  Went a little too hard on the tequila … Continue reading

18. June 2005 by Jeff G.
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May 29, 2005

Scenes from my driveway, continued x 56

TweetDeadbeat neighbor: “So.  Happy Memorial Day weekend, buddy!” Me: “We’ve been over this, haven’t we?  You don’t wish people a ‘happy’ Memorial Day.  Memorial Day is day of reflection and remembrance.” Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh, right. Forgot.” Me: Deadbeat neighbor: “It’s … Continue reading

29. May 2005 by Jeff G.
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