Category Archives for real-time empirical observations
Fifty-ninth in a series of real-time empirical observations
TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Henry Waxman, fresh back from having his cornhole bleached, will sit on a cold stool at La Loma and — nearly simultaneously — devise a regulatory plan that would require … Continue reading
This should play well with the parents of teenagers…
TweetPartial transcript from Larry King last evening, featuring liberal radio host Ed Schultz and Republican Moderate, former Rep Susan Molinari: KING: Ed — we haven’t heard from Ed in a minute. Ed? SCHULTZ: I don’t think Governor Palin could get … Continue reading
Fifty-eighth in a series of real-time empirical observations
TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama will spend at least a minute complaining to a throng of reporters about not being able to finish his waffle — in the process, wasting … Continue reading
Fifty-seventh in a series of real-time empirical observations
TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Matt Damon and George Clooney will have high-fived each other 3 times — one each for Ocean’s 11 and Ocean’s 13, and once for being, like, so totally smart that, … Continue reading
Fifty-sixth in a series of real-time empirical observations
TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, another 103 civilians — the vast majority of them women and children — will have been slaughtered or maimed by the murderous US air raid campaign being waged indiscriminately inside … Continue reading
Fifty-fifth in a series of real-time empirical observations
TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, former President Jimmy Carter will have once again solved crises in both the middle east and North Korea, jotting down, on the back of a paper muffin skin, a set … Continue reading
Fifty-fourth in a series of real-time empirical observations
TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, secretly enjoying all the attention his recent verbal diarrhea has garnered him, will jot down on a breakfast napkin at least six other wars the … Continue reading
Fifty-third in a series of real-time empirical observations (UPDATE)
TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Congressional alien Denis Kucinich, in what he will eventually argue is simply a commonsense appendix to his attempt to rehabilitate the Fairness Doctrine, will use his position on a House … Continue reading
Fifty-second in a series of real-time empirical observations
TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Korean President Kim Jong Il will have shot a round of perfect golf, written several critically-acclaimed novels, and successfully communed with the ghost of Elvis—who, to the sawed-off dictator’s mild … Continue reading
Fifty-first in a series of real-time empirical observations
TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, nearly everyone who attended YearlyKos 2006 will have forgotten about it completely—with the exception of one rather pale dude from Iowa who inadvertantly got lucky with a tipsy Trenton schoolteacher … Continue reading
