Category Archives for real-time empirical observations

April 5, 2010

Fifty-ninth in a series of real-time empirical observations

TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Henry Waxman, fresh back from having his cornhole bleached, will sit on a cold stool at La Loma and — nearly simultaneously — devise a regulatory plan that would require … Continue reading

05. April 2010 by Jeff G.
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September 2, 2008

This should play well with the parents of teenagers…

TweetPartial transcript from Larry King last evening, featuring liberal radio host Ed Schultz and Republican Moderate, former Rep Susan Molinari: KING: Ed — we haven’t heard from Ed in a minute. Ed? SCHULTZ: I don’t think Governor Palin could get … Continue reading

02. September 2008 by Jeff G.
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April 22, 2008

Fifty-eighth in a series of real-time empirical observations

TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama will spend at least a minute complaining to a throng of reporters about not being able to finish his waffle — in the process, wasting … Continue reading

22. April 2008 by Jeff G.
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October 16, 2007

Fifty-seventh in a series of real-time empirical observations

TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Matt Damon and George Clooney will have high-fived each other 3 times — one each for Ocean’s 11 and Ocean’s 13, and once for being, like, so totally smart that, … Continue reading

16. October 2007 by Jeff G.
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August 16, 2007

Fifty-sixth in a series of real-time empirical observations

TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, another 103 civilians — the vast majority of them women and children — will have been slaughtered or maimed by the murderous US air raid campaign being waged indiscriminately inside … Continue reading

16. August 2007 by Jeff G.
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May 23, 2007

Fifty-fifth in a series of real-time empirical observations

TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, former President Jimmy Carter will have once again solved crises in both the middle east and North Korea, jotting down, on the back of a paper muffin skin, a set … Continue reading

23. May 2007 by Jeff G.
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April 26, 2007

Fifty-fourth in a series of real-time empirical observations

TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, secretly enjoying all the attention his recent verbal diarrhea has garnered him, will jot down on a breakfast napkin at least six other wars the … Continue reading

26. April 2007 by Jeff G.
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January 16, 2007

Fifty-third in a series of real-time empirical observations (UPDATE)

TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Congressional alien Denis Kucinich, in what he will eventually argue is simply a commonsense appendix to his attempt to rehabilitate the Fairness Doctrine, will use his position on a House … Continue reading

16. January 2007 by Jeff G.
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July 13, 2006

Fifty-second in a series of real-time empirical observations

TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, Korean President Kim Jong Il will have shot a round of perfect golf, written several critically-acclaimed novels, and successfully communed with the ghost of Elvis—who, to the sawed-off dictator’s mild … Continue reading

13. July 2006 by Jeff G.
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June 12, 2006

Fifty-first in a series of real-time empirical observations

TweetIn the time it takes you to read this post, nearly everyone who attended YearlyKos 2006 will have forgotten about it completely—with the exception of one rather pale dude from Iowa who inadvertantly got lucky with a tipsy Trenton schoolteacher … Continue reading

12. June 2006 by Jeff G.
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