Category Archives for protein wisdom’s RNC coverage

June 23, 2007

Save Money on Beer [Dan Collins]

TweetAfter Jeff’s last very sweet and decent post, I feel terrible posting this, but I imagine that some of the readership will value the information. Do you know someone who has an outstanding body, but a face that would astonish … Continue reading

23. June 2007 by Dan Collins
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September 3, 2004

protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 17

TweetSome final convention notes:  chewed potato chips do not an effective lubricant make, even in a pinch.  And some lady protesters—no matter how many jumping jacks they claim they can do, or how many times they’ve “smoked grass with Patricia … Continue reading

03. September 2004 by Jeff G.
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September 3, 2004

protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 16

TweetIn his speech tonight, George Bush spoke of the great promise of America, of his vision for spreading liberty throughout the world as the precondition for a lasting global peace. Meanwhile, in a universe far far away, John Kerry will … Continue reading

03. September 2004 by Jeff G.
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September 2, 2004

protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 15

Tweet11:22 AM: For the second time in as many mornings I wake up on the floor of Ann Coulter’s hotel room, the phrase “Jooos for Bush” scrawled across my forehead in Clinique Berry Berry Long Last lipstick.  Ann has already … Continue reading

02. September 2004 by Jeff G.
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September 2, 2004

protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 14

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02. September 2004 by Jeff G.
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September 1, 2004

protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 13

TweetHad a chance to talk briefly with tonight’s keynote speaker, Democratic Senator Zell Miller, whom I caught up with at the beverage table after one of his sound checks.  protein wisdom: “As a lifelong Democrat, what made you decide to … Continue reading

01. September 2004 by Jeff G.
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September 1, 2004

protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 12

TweetThose of you who think Republicans have no sense of humor should’ve seen Newt Gingrich last night.  Because I’m here to tell you, if anybody does a better impression of Jeff Foxworthy purchasing gefilte fish, I sure haven’t seen it. … Continue reading

01. September 2004 by Jeff G.
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September 1, 2004

protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 11

TweetNew Yorker Hotel “Compassionate Conservatism” after party, dwarf tossing results (semi-final round):  Arnold Schwarzenegger, 26’7”; protein wisdom, 22’11”; Jenna Bush, 20’1”, Monica Crowley, 16’8”; Sean Hannity, 16’4”; Susan Estrich, 8’2”; Alan Colmes [disqualified for hugging the dwarf and trying to … Continue reading

01. September 2004 by Jeff G.
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August 31, 2004

protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 10

TweetIt’s not official yet, but I think I just talked National Review’s Rich Lowry into an actual pissing contest with Air America’s Al Franken.  FOXNews’ Linda Vester has agreed to judge it.  I’m off now to buy a case of … Continue reading

31. August 2004 by Jeff G.
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August 31, 2004

protein wisdom’s Republican National Convention coverage, 10

TweetIt’s not official yet, but I think I just talked National Review’s Rich Lowry into an actual pissing contest with Air America’s Al Franken.  FOXNews’ Linda Vester has agreed to judge it.  I’m off now to buy a case of … Continue reading

31. August 2004 by Jeff G.
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