Category: from the protein wisdom conceptual series

January 26, 2010

“My Dinner with Andre (The Giant), 3″: from the protein wisdom conceptual series

Filed under: from the protein wisdom conceptual series - 26 Jan 2010

Me: “– I suppose what I’m saying is, formal theoretical generalizations about the nature and consequences of any expression of ‘racism’ should be required to account both for its multidimensionality and it historical specificity. That is, these generalizations …

November 11, 2008

red pills behind the sofa cushions (procatalepsis, 3)

I know I said he wasn’t my monkey, but for a presumptuous interloper, he’s not only been keeping the bathroom clean and pitching in on the rent, but he sure does the whole cuddle thing well.

In fact, with those …

October 6, 2008

The “10cc’s ‘Things We Do For Love’ extended mix post” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Filed under: from the protein wisdom conceptual series - 06 Oct 2008

1. walking through the rain
2. and the snow
3. looking for the answer in her eyes
4. agree to disagree
5. disagree to part
6. pay $250 a week for couple’s counseling
7. liven things up in the bedroom by, eg., asking her to bring …

September 24, 2008

“the yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships, 36” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Filed under: from the protein wisdom conceptual series - 24 Sep 2008

yin: “Y’know, I can remember when I used to come into a room and I could just tell you were genuinely happy to see me.”

yang: “Uh huh. And I can remember when I used to come …

September 5, 2008

variations on a theme: The “an ordinary clock glimpsed in its moment of brief Obamalot awakening” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Filed under: from the protein wisdom conceptual series - 05 Sep 2008

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“…Uh, so. You think, like, Hillary’s got anything or her plate just now? Because I think we got off on the wrong foot, the two of us…”**

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(thanks to sdferr)

August 28, 2008

“the yin and yang of intimate interpersonal relationships, 35” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Filed under: from the protein wisdom conceptual series - 28 Aug 2008

yin: “Some days, I just want to come home, draw a nice hot bath, light a few scented candles, have a glass of really good red wine, and let the bubbles and bath oils melt away my troubles. …

August 9, 2008

“The forty acres and a mule follow-up x 6 post” (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Filed under: from the protein wisdom conceptual series - 09 Aug 2008

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but now that we’re here, I can’t help but think how forty acres, a mule, and one of them badass DR Trimmer Mowers would have been, like, so tits!

I mean, a …

July 20, 2008

a post that performs some of protein wisdom’s infamous bitter, fluffy content (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Filed under: from the protein wisdom conceptual series - 20 Jul 2008

What is that, a marshmallow? Because if it is, get it out of my sight.

Trust me, I used to date a marshmallow that looked just like that one. And what a no-good cheating bitch that thing turned out …

July 8, 2008

The “I think your doorbell might be busted or something” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Filed under: from the protein wisdom conceptual series - 08 Jul 2008















knock knock…


KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK–!

“– Oh, you’re home, sorry. Dude, I think your doorbell might be busted or something.”

April 22, 2008

The “the Obama glares at reporters who dare interrupt his enjoying a delicious waffle (represented iconographically) post” post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)

Filed under: from the protein wisdom conceptual series - 22 Apr 2008









             
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