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July 29, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 11

TweetImmediately following John Edwards uplifting promise to protect our ports from marauding bands of corporate outsourcers, Susan Estrich pinched my ass and slipped her room key into my complimentary Pina Colada.  Which would have been flattering had the dirty little … Continue reading

29. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 29, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 11

TweetImmediately following John Edwards uplifting promise to protect our ports from marauding bands of corporate outsourcers, Susan Estrich pinched my ass and slipped her room key into my complimentary Pina Colada.  Which would have been flattering had the dirty little … Continue reading

29. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 28, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 10

TweetAfter I torched Sean Hannity in an arm wrestling match this morning, I heard him mutter something to Paula Zahn about his “lingering tennis elbow.” To which I say, whatever happened to personal responsibility, Hannity?  I mean, you didn’t hear … Continue reading

28. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 28, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 10

TweetAfter I torched Sean Hannity in an arm wrestling match this morning, I heard him mutter something to Paula Zahn about his “lingering tennis elbow.” To which I say, whatever happened to personal responsibility, Hannity?  I mean, you didn’t hear … Continue reading

28. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 28, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Covention coverage, 9

TweetBreaking: Astonishingly, some people continue to take Howard Dean seriously.  More as I figure out how this is humanly possible.

28. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 28, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Covention coverage, 9

TweetBreaking: Astonishingly, some people continue to take Howard Dean seriously.  More as I figure out how this is humanly possible.

28. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 27, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 8

TweetOverheard on the convention floor: ”Nothing here is real.  Nothing.  For example, Boston baked beans?  Not baked beans at all.  The misleading little candied shits.” — CNN’s Phil Hirschkorn

27. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 27, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 8

TweetOverheard on the convention floor: ”Nothing here is real.  Nothing.  For example, Boston baked beans?  Not baked beans at all.  The misleading little candied shits.” — CNN’s Phil Hirschkorn

27. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 27, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 7

TweetNewsweek’s Eleanor Clift—who’s been sitting at the hotel bar all afternoon, sucking down sidecars—is insisting I call her “Lola.” I have no idea why.  But I’m starting to get a really creepy vibe. update:  Should Eleanor Clift ever offer to … Continue reading

27. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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July 27, 2004

protein wisdom’s Democratic National Convention coverage, 7

TweetNewsweek’s Eleanor Clift—who’s been sitting at the hotel bar all afternoon, sucking down sidecars—is insisting I call her “Lola.” I have no idea why.  But I’m starting to get a really creepy vibe. update:  Should Eleanor Clift ever offer to … Continue reading

27. July 2004 by Jeff G.
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