Category: real-time empirical observationsSeptember 2, 2008 This should play well with the parents of teenagers…Partial transcript from Larry King last evening, featuring liberal radio host Ed Schultz and Republican Moderate, former Rep Susan Molinari:KING: Ed — we haven’t heard from Ed in a minute. Ed? SCHULTZ: I don’t think Governor Palin could … April 22, 2008 Fifty-eighth in a series of real-time empirical observationsIn the time it takes you to read this post, Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama will spend at least a minute complaining to a throng of reporters about not being able to finish his waffle — in the process, wasting … October 16, 2007 Fifty-seventh in a series of real-time empirical observationsIn the time it takes you to read this post, Matt Damon and George Clooney will have high-fived each other 3 times — one each for Ocean’s 11 and Ocean’s 13, and once for being, like, so totally smart that, … August 16, 2007 Fifty-sixth in a series of real-time empirical observationsIn the time it takes you to read this post, another 103 civilians — the vast majority of them women and children — will have been slaughtered or maimed by the murderous US air raid campaign being waged indiscriminately … May 23, 2007 Fifty-fifth in a series of real-time empirical observationsIn the time it takes you to read this post, former President Jimmy Carter will have once again solved crises in both the middle east and North Korea, jotting down, on the back of a paper muffin skin, … April 26, 2007 Fifty-fourth in a series of real-time empirical observationsIn the time it takes you to read this post, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, secretly enjoying all the attention his recent verbal diarrhea has garnered him, will jot down on a breakfast napkin at least six other wars the … January 16, 2007 Fifty-third in a series of real-time empirical observations (UPDATE)In the time it takes you to read this post, Congressional alien Denis Kucinich, in what he will eventually argue is simply a commonsense appendix to his attempt to rehabilitate the Fairness Doctrine, will use … July 13, 2006 Fifty-second in a series of real-time empirical observationsIn the time it takes you to read this post, Korean President Kim Jong Il will have shot a round of perfect golf, written several critically-acclaimed novels, and successfully communed with the ghost of Elvis—who, to the sawed-off dictator’s mild … June 12, 2006 Fifty-first in a series of real-time empirical observationsIn the time it takes you to read this post, nearly everyone who attended YearlyKos 2006 will have forgotten about it completely—with the exception of one rather pale dude from Iowa who inadvertantly got lucky with a tipsy Trenton … April 11, 2006 Fiftieth in a series of real-time empirical observationsIn the time it takes you to read this post, pop-star and movie sex kitten Jessica Simpson, on the brink of preparing to tell yet another glossy mag’s reporter about her heroic refusal to meet with the President, will suddenly … |
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